Proud uncle Todd Blass took a video of his 2-year-old nephew Parker just casually jumping around in a bounce house over the weekend like the coolest, most unimpressed little dude on the planet. He then posted it on YouTube (because of course he did) with the title "I will never be as cool as my 2 year old nephew in a bounce house."
Talk about a poker face! Somebody better get this kid to a casino STAT!
The clip already has more than 2 million views and is currently trending #4 on the tube—no surprise, there. I mean, in his collar shirt, zip-up sweatshirt, and drawstring sweats, the toddler looks like a total bada*$ as he bounces up and down on the colorful inflatable, barely cracking a smile, with his hands placed firmly in his pockets.
The video has also made its way to Reddit, where users were quick to assign their own witty captions to the miniature bouncing boss. Here are a few of our faves:
"He's too busy thinking about his self directed IRA to fully commit to the bouncing. Smart man."
"James Bond's first party."
"Professor Bouncy is sufficiently amused."
"Just a few more jumps before he has to pick up his kids from soccer practice."
And our absolute fave:
"Frank Underwood Jr."
Here's hoping there aren't any little red-headed girls named Zoe at the party.