Some bizarre names the moms parody in the video include Jetson, Neptune, and Macbeth. Don't forget about Ion and Calendar, or Tron and Lord Grantham. Um, is that hyphenated?
"I heard Lord Grantham is mean when he gets sugar in him," one of the moms says.
Perrier is on the birthday party invite list, as is Celery and Comma. "Artery?" asks one of the women. But that's a typo; it's actually Archery. Naturally.
Uh oh! Guess who the moms forgot on the list? Comeuppance. Don't want to leave him/her out. "That's an oversight," the host says.
Nor do you want to forget Hashtag S or Hashtag C. They go by #S and #C, respectively, by the way.
The moms say they want to be sure to invite Fromage, too. Leaving that child out would be a major faux pas!
Meanwhile, you can't have Totally and Comcast at the same party. "Their moms hate each other!" notes one mom.
My favorite names on this list are definitely Zyrtec and Teachable Moment. LOL! Another fav: Herpes. OMG!
Or how about HGL Cholesterol. Ha, ha!
But the only name the moms themselves get a good laugh out of is David. "I can't even say it with a straight face!" the birthday mom cracks.
Okay, this video is beyond awesomely hilarious. You're welcome.
Melissa Willets is a writer/blogger and a mom. Follow her on Twitter (@Spitupnsuburbs), where she chronicles her love of exercising and drinking coffee, but never simultaneously.