This kid's all knowing wisdom will have you laughing and feeling fuzzy goodness.

By Hollee Actman Becker
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"I'm 3. I know everything."

So begins a post on Reddit submitted five days ago by user MyUnAlteredMind. Toddlers—gotta love them and all their crazy confidence, right?

"I'm his dad and will ask him any questions you send so long as they are appropriate," the post continued. So far, there have been more than 950 comments! Some of our favorite exchanges include:

Q: Where do you see yourself in five years?A: 4

Q: Where do babies come from?A: In the bed. In the night.

Q: I've been trying to make pasta olio e aglio several times but somehow I can't make the dish "pop". What do you suggest?A: Some cake.

Q: Who's the coolest person in the universe?A: Me. I am.

Well, obviously.

Meanwhile, the tiny know-it-all's dad says he had no idea the post would turn out to be so popular. "I expected maybe 20 or so questions lol," he wrote in a recent update. "He should be able to get to them all but it may take a little time. He gets mad if I ask too many questions during his cartoons."

Totally don't blame him. And P.S., maybe that's why the clever little dude answered the question "Who do you like better, mom or dad?" with the decidedly savage response of "Mom."

So brutal! Sorry, Dad. You made your kid internet famous and then he totally threw you under the bus. We know that's gotta hurt big time. But you know what might help with that?

Some cake.

Hollee Actman Becker is a freelance writer, blogger, and mom of two who writes about parenting and pop culture. Check out her website for more, and then follow her on Instagram and Twitter.



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