'Kid Standup' Featuring Seth Rogen Is Everything You Need in Your Life Today

These jokes written by kids are the kind of funny you need right now.
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"The Tonight Show" segment "Kid Standup" is everything you need to love life today. The video features Jimmy Fallon and Seth Rogen performing jokes written by real kids, ages 5 to 10.

Sample joke: "What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers."

There's another bit about a doctor not being able to see the invisible man right now...duh, dun, dun, dun.

Although the material isn't bad, it's the delivery that wins in this segment. Rogen for one treats each joke with dignity, and is clearly having a great time.

Then Fallon is up, and his first kid's joke is a good one; it's about two antennae that get married, and their reception is amazing. Bam!

Next up: "Where does the President keep his armies? In his sleevies!"

But my favorite jokes is about why you shouldn't give Elsa from Frozen a balloon. Because she'll "let it go!"

The two comics close out the show with some two-man bits. I had to laugh at the knock-knock jokes, because my kids literally try these out on me daily. A favorite of mine is from my 5-year-old:

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Banana ostrich.

Yeah, I don't get it either. But don't try to tell me this joke isn't awesome.

Meanwhile, I let her watch "Kid Standup" and no surprise, she laughed through the entire thing. And...now she's telling endless jokes.

Melissa Willets is a writer/blogger and a mom. Follow her on Twitter (@Spitupnsuburbs), where she chronicles her love of exercising and drinking coffee, but never simultaneously.

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