Hair up, bra off, sweatpants on, cork out...then pour.
I admit it. I'm a Wine Mom. At least according to my husband the definition set forth by Hannah Williams in Buzzfeed's hilarious new "Signs That You're a Wine Mom" video.
"I'm Hannah, your friendly neighborhood Wine Mom," she begins. "And if you're anything like me, you believe a glass of wine at 8 p.m. makes you a better mom."
8 p.m.? Try 5 p.m.! And while I may already be two glasses in, don't think I didn't notice that Hannah's hair is somehow back down again when she plops onto the sofa to take her first gulp.
Anyway, according to our new favorite drinking partner, a Wine Mom isn't actually a person. In fact, you don't even have to be a mom to be one!
"It is a lifestyle choice," Hannah explains, gesticulating with a healthy pour of Riesling in hand. "It's a person who prefers sweats over pants. It's a person who prefers laying on the couch versus basically doing anything else. Last of all, it's a person whose 'me' time is defined by a nice glass of wine."
Yes to all of that. (Even though she said a Wine Mom wasn't a person, but then said the word "person" three times in the definition #lightweight.)
Think you may be a Wine Mom, too? You very well could be if you dress for comfort above all else and aren't opposed to drinking wine in the bath. Or in the shower. Or on the toilet.
You get the idea.
"It's not about getting drunk," Hannah slurs. "It's about a glass and a half of fun, and 'me' time, and hard-earned wine. So drink up."
You don't have to tell me twice. Cheers!