Picky Eaters Will LOVE This New Uncrustable
Listen, I get being a picky eater. I didn’t start liking a lot of foods until I was well into college. Here’s what I learned from my years of being fussy: Besides chicken fingers, there’s always one standby for picky eaters—peanut butter and jelly.
I never in my wildest dreams thought that a person could be averse to the tried-and-true sandwich, but apparently jelly haters are real and they walk amongst us every single day.
If you’re part of this bizarre subset of humanity, I have amazing news for you: A peanut butter-only Uncrustable exists to enable your finicky eating habits.
No longer will you have to endure unwelcome jelly in your lunch. You’re finally free.
Meanwhile, the rest of us will enjoy our Uncrustables with peanut butter and jelly—the way God intended it.