Pregnant Celebrities: What They Say When They're Expecting!

By Meredith Franco Meyers
Is it any surprise that celebs have some pretty awesome sound bites about being pregnant? Check out these fun pregnancy quotes, and get ready for some belly laughs.
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"They're amazing. They've tripled in size. I was a 34A; now I'm a 36C. I'm so excited! I'm telling everyone I know, 'Go ahead, touch them!' Without being an a-hole, I have to say, I love being pregnant." -- Mila Kunis, who is expecting her first child with fiancé Ashton Kutcher, on breast changes during pregnancy

Source: Marie Claire

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"Okay, my baby girl needs to come on out ASAP. Mama is tired, swollen, and miserable hahaha!"

-- Kelly Clarkson, whose daughter, River Rose, was born June 12, 2014

Source: Twitter

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"That Moment When Your Belly Unknowingly Becomes Your Table:)...#TheEasyLife:)"

-- Ciara, whose son, Future, was born on May 19, 2014

Source: Instagram

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"I just thought, 'Oh, I'm going to hide this forever.' But I ended up getting kind of excited to show the bump as a badge of pride. Like, 'I'm a woman! Look at me making a human! I am a goddess!'"

-- Olivia Wilde, whose son, Otis Alexander, was born on April 20, 2014

Source: Lucky

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"I would have to walk around and I got really good at sticking my butt out to overcompensate for my stomach...and people were like, 'God, her butt's getting bigger and bigger.'"

-- Tori Spelling, on keeping her third pregnancy under wraps

Source: Access Hollywood Live

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"I feel like, when I arrive at the hospital, I want a glass of whiskey, I want the epidural in my back and I want to get hit in the face with a baseball bat."

-- Kristen Bell, 33, whose daughter, Lincoln, was born on March 28, 2013

Source: The Ellen DeGeneres Show

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"I gotta be honest it's really irritating to hear ppl say "God, u've been pregnant forever"...I'm making a baby not ramen noodles."

-- Amber Rose, whose son, Sebastian, was born on February 21, 2013

Source: Twitter

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"I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha. Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks, it will be like a fire hydrant!"

-- Jessica Simpson, while pregnant with her daughter, Maxwell, in 2012

Source: Jimmy Kimmel Live

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"I didn't battle morning sickness, I didn't have uh, what do you call it? Cravings. I had rage! I got into a fight at Bed Bath & Beyond. I have the rage!"

-- Pink, describing her pregnancy with her daughter, Willow Sage, who was born on June 2, 2011

Source: Access Hollywood

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"I can't move anymore...I'm a beached whale!...I have not been without a bra this entire pregnancy. I refuse. I'm not taking any chances. I'm determined to keep the puppies up!"

-- Rebecca Romijn, who gave birth to twins Dolly and Charlie on December 28, 2008

Source: Page Six Magazine

Copyright © 2014 Meredith Corporation.

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