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The Royal Struggle Is Real: If Disney Princesses Were Preggers

Ever wonder what pregnancy would look like for Disney princesses?

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Disney Princesses...they may seem like they have perfect lives, but actually they're just like us!

At least when they're pregnant. And thanks to this hilarious video from BuzzFeed, we now know exactly what that would look like.

We were hooked from the minute "If Disney Princesses Were Pregnant" opened with Snow White puking up what we can only assume are a bunch of poisonous apples into her kitchen sink.

Mirror, Mirror on the wall, whose the sickest one of all?

Maybe it's time to ring up Doc for a little IV action.

Next we're treated to Cinderella trying to jam a glass slipper on her foot. But alas, the poor girl is retaining water and the darn thing just won't fit.


Now, check out Belle:

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We feel you, Beauty. Pregnancy turns even the best of us into monsters...it's a tale as old as time.

I mean, poor Ariel can't even fit her swollen boobs into her shell bra anymore! Mulan is sick of people touching her bump. And Jasmine simply can't find someone who can properly install a car seat on a magic carpet.


In fact, the only one who seems pretty, uh, chill, about the whole thing is Elsa, who's currently kicking back in her doctor's office with her feet up in the stirrups.

"Just a warning here, sweetheart," the OB tells her. "It's going to be a little cold."

But the Queen of Arendelle simply waves him off, explaining—all together now—"Cold never bothered me anyway."

On second thought, pregnant Disney princesses are actually nothing at all like us. Because those cold gynecological instruments totally bothered me, ok?

But not our fair Snow Queen, who later unleashes a blast of frozen fractals all around the exam room, prompting the good doctor to start screaming for the nurse.

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So fierce.... Let that pregnancy storm rage on, girl!

Hollee Actman Becker is a freelance writer, blogger, and a mom. Check out her website holleeactmanbecker.com for more, and follow her on Twitter at @holleewoodworld.