Megan Fox's Fetus Is Basically a Super Genius Who Bosses Her Around

Megan Fox hears messages from her unborn child because all moms do, right? Hmmm.

Somebody should probably page M. Night Shyamalan because I think Megan Fox just came up with an idea for the struggling director's next hit movie.

The pregnant mama turned up on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night to show off her cute little baby bump—she's currently expecting her third kid with ex-husband Brian Austin Green—and then explained how her unborn fetus speaks to her from the womb and basically bosses her around and tells her what to do.

"You don't hear an audible voice, but I feel like you receive messages from the child if you're open to it," the actress told Kimmel. "For instance, this baby wanted me to live somewhere else, so we're moving to a whole different place in Los Angeles because I feel like that's where this baby wants to be raised."

That totally makes sense. I remember back when I was in my mom's womb I kept trying to tell her that I wanted to move to Scottsdale because—hello!—they have the most amazing hair weather. But I guess she didn't hear me, because she ended up raising me in a suburb of Philly, which is so not the same thing and probably why I now have a head full of curls and frizz.

"I also feel like this baby is telling me that it's kind of like a Wernher von Braun or an Elon Musk," Fox continued. "Like a super genius."

Hey, fetus! Nobody likes a bragger, OK?

Meanwhile, though Fox's revelation clearly left Kimmel feeling a little dubious, the host decided to just run with it. "Well, if this baby was able to convince you to move out of your house it IS a super genius," he joked. "Or it's a realtor. It might be a baby realtor you have in there."

"I know it sounds crazy like I'm a lunatic—" Fox began.

"Yes," Kimmel agreed, cutting her off. "I mean, no. Not at all."

Never doubt your first instinct, Jimmy.

Hollee Actman Becker is a freelance writer, blogger, and a mom. Check out her website holleeactmanbecker.com for more, and then follow her on Twitter at @holleewoodworld.

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