Disney Is Now Serving Wine Slushies—Yes, Really!
Moms everywhere, rejoice! You can now get your frozen Shiraz at Disney!
First, the Most Magical Place on Earth crushed the whole rose gold game by unveiling a cool, new sparkly pair of Minnie ears. Now comes the news that the Mouse House is offering up what has undoubtedly been our fave cold boozy drink of Summer 2K17: Wine Slushies. Yes, Disney World is currently having itself a seriously trendy moment.
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For the record, my kids are 15 and 12, and the last time we took a trip to The DW was in June of 2009. Yes, June. Because there's nothing like waiting in a two-hour line to ride Dumbo in the scorching Florida heat. You know what would have taken the edge off that torturous wait? A nice, big frozen cup of wine. But alas, they didn't sell alcohol inside the theme park back then.
Of course, that didn't stop me from co-opting my kid's sippy cup to sneak in a glass of Chard from Wolfgang Puck's just-shuttered Grande Cafe. What can I say? I'm not much of a rule follower. Which is why these wine slushies—which come in flavors like Mango Moscato and Strawberry Shiraz and are already served up in convenient to-go cups at Amorette's Patisserie in Disney Springs—are right up my alley.
So if you're up for a little pre-park, pre-game sesh, you know where I'll be.
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