Hilarious Notes from Kids that Will Make Your Day

Christmas letter
Even in the digital age, kids know that the best way to get their point across is with a pencil (or crayon) and paper.

"Dear Toothfairy, I want a 40 dollar bill and 40 cents please! P.S. A 20 dollar bill, too."
Kekoa, 7

Ash's Christmas List [5 months before Christmas]
1a: Wii U
2a: X Box
3a: Dog
4a: Pokemon Y
5a: Computer
6a: Pokemon X
7a: Minecraft Games
8a: Controls for my X Box
Ash, 7

Dear Mrs. Masters,
You are one of the BEST teachers! I had lots of teachers and you are in my favorites list! I like you because you are kind to kids and you like them. You are nice to me and my friends!

Dear Mrs. Masters,
You are nice, funny, and kind. I like you because you are nice, funny, and kind to kids. You are my favorite teacher because you do funny things and nice things. You are the best teacher ever. You are kind to me.
P.S. You are the best.
8-year-olds in 2nd grade for their teacher

When writing her first story in her new journal "Princesses are awesome! Superman is going to the river and will sink in the mud. Blah, blah, blah you are going to blah, blah, blah."
Lillian, 4

Has someone ever used your pants as a paper towel? Have you ever chased someone into the middle of the street while he laughs like it’s no big deal? If the answer is yes to one (or all!) of these questions, then you have a toddler.

"On Halloween, you carve pumpkins and take the seeds out and you can put a baby [i.e. her newborn sister] in it. Also you can scare people away."
Ava, 7

"Dear Tooth Fairy [instructions for leaving money] Love, Tate"
Tate, 5

"Sorry Nicholas. I can't like you. Happy Valentine's Day LOL."
Rylie, 7

"Dad is the best"
Adira, 7

Advice to help your child learn to recognize letters and write them properly.

Written to his teacher after being disciplined in class. "To Miss DiJohn, heartbroken. It's Christmas, show some Christmas spirit."
Amittie, 5

"Hi Tooth Fairy, It's Declan. Could I have a few Trash Packs [action figures]. Make sure they're ultra-rare or special edition."
Declan, 7

"Dear Santa, I love you. I really want him not to go [referring to Elfie]. I loved him. So you can take him ok. Just I love [him]. Stay safe."
Kailey, 7

Lauren Stern, a pediatric occupational therapist and handwriting specialist in New York City, provides tips on teaching your child to write letters of the alphabet.

"Dear Tooth Fairy, AKA Jenna Helwig, I only have 14 dollars from you. I don't have much money."
Rosa, 7

Written to his stuffed animal Huskie who ran away. "Dear Huskie, We really want you back. We miss you so much!"
Joe, 5

"Dear Tooth Fairy, I lost my first tooth. I hope you give me 20 dollars."
Makenzie, 5

"I felt tired and worn out after a burping contest."
"I recycle beer cans from my dad."
"We don't recycle [Jonah?]. I wish I could."
3rd grade student, Longfellow Elementary

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"Dear Mommy, your smile is loving to me! I love you with all my heart. Your daughter Julia. P.S. Love you Julia"
Julia

"To Mommy. I miss you so much mom I love you so much! Wake me up so we can watch a show together. I miss you. I can't live without you. Love ya. Bye! Love, Kailey."
Kailey, 8

"Dear Tooth Fairy, I got you a Christmas present. Please give me a present."
Send us your kid's funny notes to writeus@parents.com

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