Raising Kids The Best Parenting Quotes About Sleep Everyone knows you're not supposed to wake a sleeping baby, that is, if you can get Baby to sleep in the first place. Enjoy these LOL-worthy sleep quotes only parents can understand. By Parents Editors Published on May 13, 2014 Share Tweet Pin Email Trending Videos 01 of 15 I'm a walking zombie and I think I'm going to be like that for a while.- Tiffani Thiessen Enter your kiddo in our Cover Contest! 02 of 15 They eat, they crap, they sleep, and if they're crying they need to do one of the three and they're having trouble doing it. Real simple.- Matthew McConaughey 03 of 15 Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.- Ray Romano In the market for a new crib? We've got you covered! 04 of 15 Baby Sleep: Get the Facts 05 of 15 They tell you that at his age, all they do is eat, sleep, and poop. And what I've learned is they can actually do all three at the same time. Who knew?- Josh Duhamel Is your child destined for stardom? Enter for a chance to get him on the cover of Parents! 06 of 15 I feel everything more deeply. Every action I take, I think of her first. That's a big change for me. That - and no sleep!— Jenna Dewan-Tatum 07 of 15 First thing in the morning, we're really tired, and we look at each other and we wonder, 'Are we ever going to get sleep?' And yet, it doesn't matter if you don't get sleep. It's an honor to take care of them.- Angelina Jolie What career will your child have when she grows up? Take our quiz to find out! 08 of 15 Embrace it. Especially because of the lives we live, a lot of times other people have to care for [our kids] and you have to have that mommy time, Get your sleep!- Jennifer Hudson 09 of 15 My aunt [gave me the best advice]: Put her to sleep yourself every night. Sing to her and cradle her in your arms and sit by her side - every night. Because one day you won't be able to.- Salma Hayek Click here for your one-stop-shop for baby sleep sacks! 10 of 15 Baby Sleep: The Importance of Self-Soothing 11 of 15 Yes, my kids come first, but as a parent I need to come to them with a fresh mind. I can't be too exhausted or too tired. And I am a better parent [when] I have more energy.- Molly Ringwald 12 of 15 People who say they sleep like a baby don't have one.- Leo J. Burke Sign up to get parenting tips and tricks sent right to you inbox! 13 of 15 The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child.- Joe Houldsworth 14 of 15 Kiss your children goodnight, even if they are already asleep.- H. Jackson Brown, Jr. Enter your cutie in our Cover Contest! 15 of 15 Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year olds. - JoJo Jensen Was this page helpful? Thanks for your feedback! Tell us why! Other Submit