So your kid has a huge appetite for frozen treats? For a fun April Fool's Day prank, wow him with a popsicle that's as big as his head. Afterwards, chop up the pop and put the pieces in a blender to make delicious shaved ice (that can be served in reasonable-size portions!).
[MUSIC] The Colossal Popsicle. Pour 2/3 of a 46oz can of juice. Insert 1 in. wooden dowel. Secure with tape. Freeze. Add 12 ounces of contrasting juice. Freeze again. Add 12 ounces of contrasting juice. Freeze. Run can under hot water to remove pop.