Family Life Holiday Christmas 21 Funniest Christmas Jokes, According to Kids Who delivers presents to baby sharks? Santa Jaws, of course! Get the whole family giggling with these easy Christmas jokes for kids. By Fiona Tapp Published on September 25, 2020 Share Tweet Pin Email Amidst all the shopping and wrapping, it's easy to get overwhelmed in December and totally forget the true spirit of the season. Let our cohort of kid joke experts remind you! We polled little elves of all ages to see their reactions and hear their funniest, silliest Christmas jokes. Keep their favorites below in your back pocket so you can add some cheer no matter where you are this holiday season. You can even write out a few to slip inside everyone's Christmas stocking! Getty Images 50 Best Christmas Songs for Kids What music do Santa’s elves like the best? “Wrap music!” Maisie, age 8Why is one of Santa’s reindeer’s in trouble? “Because he was RUDE-olph!” Savannah, age 9Why was Santa’s helper so sad? “Because he had low elf esteem!” Thomas, age 9Why does Santa go down the chimney? “Because it soots him!” Lewis, age 8What did Mrs. Claus say when she looked up into the sky? “Looks like rain, dear” Zayed age 11“Did you know Santa Claus is good at karate? It’s true, he has a black belt!” Lakeisha age 9How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? “Oh, nothing, it was on the house!” Becky, age 8Why are Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen always wet? “Because they are rain deer!” Suzie age 5Who delivers presents to baby sharks? “Santa Jaws!” Sammie, age 7Why was the snowman shopping for carrots? “He wanted a new nose!” Ben, age 4What’s the best Christmas present in the world? “A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!” Zayed, age 11What does Miley Cyrus eat for Christmas dinner? “Twerky!” Marie, age 13What do snowmen eat for breakfast? “Snowflakes!” Deena, age 5Who delivers presents to pets? “Santa paws!” Claire, age 7What do monkeys sing at Christmas? “Jungle bells!” Tanya, age 9What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve? “Auld Fang Syne!” Simon, age 11What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk? “Jingle Smells!” Hudson, age 6.5What is the most competitive season? “Win-ter!” Victoria, age 12What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament? “Quit hanging around!” Charlie, age 7Why wouldn’t the cat climb the Christmas tree? “It was afraid of the bark!” Asham, age 7What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs? “Anything you like, he can’t hear you!” Becky, age 8 Easy Elf on the Shelf Ideas for Parents (You're Welcome) Was this page helpful? Thanks for your feedback! Tell us why! Other Submit