We wish breastfeeding could be this glamorous and carefree...but it's not.
[MUSIC] Breastfeeding According to (Ridiculous) Stock Photos. Go ahead and stare, college girls. These boobs will be yours some day. Hurry up, honey! We don't want to miss baby and Johnny's last dance at Kellerman's! I like to be as isolated as possible when I nurse- preferably in the middle of a meadow. Isn't it wonderful how my two older children remain patient and calm while I'm breastfeeding? Breastfeeding in this field of lavender really masks the smell of my baby's dirty diaper. If I just play along a little longer, soon we'll be able to escape this cult. Did you see me in La Leche League's production of "A Midsummer Night's Dream?" Oh, sure, lean in. How many 'likes did my last breastfeeding selfie get? Parents, FamilyFun, Parenting, FitPregnancy and Baby