I know I'm not the first woman to think about how men have the easy way out when it comes to parenting. I mean, we carry the babies, deliver them, and nurse them, while daddies um, do none of that stuff.
You can watch a Facebook video of Ferm performing her song, where you will learn that if daddies did indeed make milk, she believes nursing would be an Olympic sport "to measure how far their nipples could squirt." Ferm croons that refrigerators and comfortable benches would also line our streets.
"Paternity leave would be three years long," another lyric says, and Ferm also sings about how nipple cream would be paid for by the government!
Of course, this take on what the world would look like if daddies breastfed instead of moms is funny, but also thought-provoking. Because when you consider Ferm's lyrics, nursing moms could use a lot more support and encouragement.
Now if only we could actually get daddies to carry the babies...
Melissa Willets is a writer/blogger and a mom. Find her on Facebook, where she chronicles her life momming under the influence. Of coffee.