Alec Baldwin Talks About Hoarding Butt Paste and 'Huffing' His Toddler Son
Wait, how much butt paste does he have at his house?!
On last night's episode of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, soon-to-be dad-of-four Alec Baldwin confessed his house is bursting at the seams with diapers and butt cream.
Baldwin, whose young children Carmen, age 2, and Rafael, age 1, will be joined by a new sibling, "like, any day now," jokes that his wife Hilaria packs their apartment with enough butt paste and diapers to fill an entire ship at a port.
Now that's a lot of diapers and butt paste. But I get it. Sometimes I feel like we need to buy a new house just to store all the crap kids need. Thank goodness we are done with diapers, for now.
The actor also offered a few other insights into what life at the Baldwin house is like, saying Rafael despises napping, but is "adorable" and "very sweet." In fact, Baldwin admits he "huffs" his son, because he just can't get enough.
"I sniff his body," the star dad quipped to Fallon, who is a dad of two himself. "Then I blackout on the sidewalk."
Babies do smell delicious. That is a fact that can't be refuted. But maybe you should huff yours in the privacy of your own home, Alec? I mean, just to avoid being arrested for public intoxication.
In all seriousness, it's adorable to see Baldwin, who is also dad to 20-year-old daughter Ireland, so head-over-heels for his babies. We can't wait to hear the happy news about #4!
Melissa Willets is a writer/blogger and a mom. Follow her on Twitter (@Spitupnsuburbs), where she chronicles her love of exercising and drinking coffee, but never simultaneously.