The Jersey Shore's Snooki announced that she's expecting a baby boy later this year—and that she's looking for an ultra-traditional Italian name for her future Situation. She has two name finalists of her own—Lorenzo, the Italian version of Laurence, which means "laurel wreathed," or Jionni Jr., in honor of fiancé Jionni LaValle. Jionni is a variant spelling of Gianni, which means "God is gracious." Both names blend nicely with her future husband's last name.
Or Snooki could always try the name of Tony Soprano's right-hand man, Silvio, on for size. The name, which means from the woodland, blends nicely with Lavalle since they share so many of the same sounds.
Either way, her baby will likely stand out among his classmates, as most of these names (with the exception of Anthony) haven't broken the top 100. So there'll be no need to call him "Pauly D."
What name would you select for the future son of Snooki?Image: Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi via s_bukley/Shutterstock.com