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The gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that. - Guard, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim The t...wo-handed sword is an intimidating weapon. You can't just slap it in a regular scabbard at your waist and go on your merry way. You gotta get a back scabbard for that thing if you don't want to be holding it. But just holding it is impressive. If you can rest your chin on your pommel, that's a srs sword... Read More

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$24.99 at Think Geek

It's so frustrating. You have a fully-charged laptop and a phone that's dying. You need the phone, but the laptop's the one with a...ll the battery, and your phone's charger is back at home. Sure, you could carry a tangle of cables with you everywhere you go to head off potentially needing to charge any device you have on you, or you could carry this in your wallet: the ChargeCard... Read More

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$16.99 at Target

You're in a meeting. You need to escape. You need your freedom! Sadly, escaping a meeting isn't the same as getting away from Zomb...ies and Creepers. You can't just tunnel your way out... Or maybe you could if you just had the Minecraft Foam Pickaxe!Replicating the stone pickaxe from Minecraft (data value 274 to be precise), the Minecraft Foam Pickaxe is an officially licensed Minecraft product. Okay, so a foam pickaxe is probably not going to bash through solid rock (or even soggy drywall for that matter), but with this baby in your hand you'll feel like you can. And after all, isn't it more important to have the confidence that you could smash things when you're trapped in a room with crazy people?The Minecraft Foam Pickaxe is made from sturdy EVA foam, which means that unlike the stone pickaxe in the game, the Minecraft Foam Pickaxe will withstand far more than 132 uses. EVA makes the Minecraft Foam Pickaxe a sturdy tool, hefty yet with enough cushion that you'll feel comfortable bashing a wide variety of materials. And of course, this is an officially licensed Minecraft product, which means you're making Notch happy too. Read More

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$19.99 at Target

On an average day, we can think of probably a billion uses for a sword like the one in Minecraft.For starters, we'd use it to slic...e our alarm clock in half for waking us up from an amazing dream. Read More

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$39.99 at Think Geek

These hooded bath towels work best as a pair. Why? Who is better equipped to defeat a monster with one eye than a mythical creatur...e with one horn? Of course, there's only one way the battle could end. Horn beats Eye every time. Unless the eye can shoot lasers, but we're not sure. You see, these products are powered by wee geeks' imaginations, so only they know their true powers. NEW: How about a Shark? He's not magical, but he has one big fin and will chomp on your head to get you dry... Read More

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$14.99 at Nordstrom

Feel like you've just received your Doctorate of Evil Affairs when you whip out this bad boy: a shark with a laser beam that comes... out of its head. A laser pointer for world domination, whether you use it in your next big meeting or to exercise your... Read More

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