ThinkGeek The Zombie Combat Manual
Fight the undead! Gather around, children. The end is upon us. The only thing left to do now is prepare for the battle ahead. Of course, we're talking about the impending zombie apocalypse. Did you know, during the inevitable zombie outbrea...k, 98% of individuals will have to destroy their undead opponent without the aid of a firearm. Will you be ready? If you get a copy of The Zombie Combat Manual now and start training, you will be. The Zombie Combat Manual is a comprehensive guide that demonstrates how anyone, from seasoned fighter to average citizen, can become an effective warrior in the battle against the undead. With detailed illustrations and firsthand accounts from zombie combat veterans, The Zombie Combat Manual provides all the information you need to emerge victoriously from a close combat encounter with a walking corpse. Now is the time to learn how to survive a hand-to-hand battle against the advancing army of the undead - before it is too late. Read More
Headcrab: The Original Fascinator Were you forced against your will to see footage of the royal wedding? Did you laugh your butt off at all the ridiculous hats? We thought the Cthulhu-esque one was pretty awesome (in a tentacly-kinda way). ... Read More
Paper targets only get you so far When the zombie apocalypse comes, and you know it's coming, preparation can mean the difference between life, and unlife. One minute, you're a survivor, eeking out a meager existence on canned food, rainwat... Read More
Don't play with your food - fight with it! The ninja: a secret agent trained in fighting, espionage, concealment, and food fighting. It's only fitting, then, that we honor our ninja ancestors with an eating implement worthy of their skills.... Read More
All Sizes Void Warranties Kids are born with this ability and drive. They take things apart to figure out how they work. They immediately stick fingers in any holes they can reach to see what happens. They feed the DVD player oatmeal in cas... Read More
"Science isn't about why, it's about why not!" The most fascinating man the world has ever known can now hang proudly on your wall... and share his innermost thoughts. The Cave Johnson Talking Portrait is the perfect addition to any scienti... Read More
It's out of this world We sure bet that when Evie Ethel Garland found out that she was a half-alien teenager that she wanted to jump onto a UFO and fly to Antareus to meet her father Troy. She might have been able to freeze and unfreeze tim... Read More
"Time and time and time again, always running out on me." When we think of pocket watches, we often think of old relics carried by old men. And we suppose that Time Lords are "old men" in the sense that they are 900+ years old. When a Time ... Read More
My First DandD Dice Every DandD player parent dreams of the day when their youngsters pick up their glittering polyhedrals for the first time. Sometimes, however, those dreams are nightmares as those little dice are certainly choking hazard... Read More
Didn't think you needed an iPad? Think again! When the iPad was announced, we all crammed into a conference room to watch live and drool over every shiny corner and reflecty icon. After the glow of the initial announcement wore off, many of... Read More
Instant Snow! Just Add Water! This stuff amazes and perplexes us everytime we break it out... Somewhere, in Death Valley, California, Little Johnny asks his mommie, "How does Santa get here, if it never snows?" Her mind races as she tries t... Read More
Put the heat on Mr. Freeze and come to the rescue of Aquaman! Mr. Freeze has trapped Aquaman in a block of ice and only Batman? can release him! Speed to the rescue in the powerful Batboat with exhaust flames, deploy the missiles and releas... Read More
Defeat Loki and his forces with the super fast Quinjet! Loki is up to no good and is planning to destroy the earth! As he flies into battle on board his chariot, help the Avenger's defeat their nemesis using the supersonic Quinjet! Fire the... Read More
It's out of this world We sure bet that when Evie Ethel Garland found out that she was a half-alien teenager that she wanted to jump onto a UFO and fly to Antareus to meet her father Troy. She might have been able to freeze and unfreeze tim... Read More
My First DandD Dice Every DandD player parent dreams of the day when their youngsters pick up their glittering polyhedrals for the first time. Sometimes, however, those dreams are nightmares as those little dice are certainly choking hazard... Read More
"Science isn't about why, it's about why not!" The most fascinating man the world has ever known can now hang proudly on your wall... and share his innermost thoughts. The Cave Johnson Talking Portrait is the perfect addition to any scienti... Read More
Galactic, huggable friends in sizes from 4" to 24" As dorky as this may sound, we have a soft spot for plush. Plastic or metallic figures are cool, but sometimes, you just need a hug. (And guys, you won't lose your man card for admitting th... Read More
Instant Snow! Just Add Water! This stuff amazes and perplexes us everytime we break it out... Somewhere, in Death Valley, California, Little Johnny asks his mommie, "How does Santa get here, if it never snows?" Her mind races as she tries t... Read More
Rocking it old school! Kids live in a world of imagination and creativity. A bed might be a pirate ship, a stagecoach, or a train. They could be a princess, a lawyer, a construction worker, a police officer, doctor or fisherman. Or? they co... Read More
Dashy ears! Rainbow Dash: So now that you know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one! Fluttershy: [inhale] ...yay. Rainbow Dash: Ugh... You're gonna cheer for me like that? [Rainbow Dash opens her wings] Louder. Fluttershy: Yay. Rain... Read More
Let your heart warm your hands Being cold isn't fun. Vampires know this. That's one of the reasons they drink blood - to keep warm. Well, to celebrate the joys of being a vampire and to help keep your hands warm this winter, we bring you th... Read More
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