ThinkGeek The Geeks' Guide to World Domination
Tune in. Turn on. Geek out. Sorry, beautiful people. These days, from government to business to technology to Hollywood, geeks rule the world. Finally, here?s the book no self-respecting geek can live without: The Geeks' Guide to World Domi...nation. A guide jam-packed with 314.1516 short entries both useful and fun. You'll learn such necessary skills and knowledge, such as how to: Brew your own beer Build a laser beam Clone your pet Exorcise demons Grasp the theory of relativity Have sex on Second Life Kick ass with sweet martial-arts moves Master the Ocarina of Time Pimp your cubicle Quote He-Man and Che Guevara Unmask Linus Torvalds Write your name in Elvish And, of course, tons more! Science, pop-culture trivia, paper airplanes, and pure geekish nostalgia coexist as happily in these pages as they do in their natural habitat of the geek brain. In short, dear geek, in The Geeks' Guide to World Domination, you?ll find everything you need to achieve nirvana. And here, for you pathetic nongeeks, is the last chance to save yourselves: Love this book, live this book, and you too can join us in the experience of total world domination. Join us or die, you will; begun, the Geek Wars have. Read More
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Put the heat on Mr. Freeze and come to the rescue of Aquaman! Mr. Freeze has trapped Aquaman in a block of ice and only Batman? can release him! Speed to the rescue in the powerful Batboat with exhaust flames, deploy the missiles and releas... Read More
Defeat Loki and his forces with the super fast Quinjet! Loki is up to no good and is planning to destroy the earth! As he flies into battle on board his chariot, help the Avenger's defeat their nemesis using the supersonic Quinjet! Fire the... Read More
My First DandD Dice Every DandD player parent dreams of the day when their youngsters pick up their glittering polyhedrals for the first time. Sometimes, however, those dreams are nightmares as those little dice are certainly choking hazard... Read More
Galactic, huggable friends in sizes from 4" to 24" As dorky as this may sound, we have a soft spot for plush. Plastic or metallic figures are cool, but sometimes, you just need a hug. (And guys, you won't lose your man card for admitting th... Read More
Instant Snow! Just Add Water! This stuff amazes and perplexes us everytime we break it out... Somewhere, in Death Valley, California, Little Johnny asks his mommie, "How does Santa get here, if it never snows?" Her mind races as she tries t... Read More
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The word of the day is: Anthropomorphize! We do it every day, though mostly without thinking about it - we get angry at the stapler that mangled our presentation, or the phone when it can't get a signal. We say we "love this coffee mug," an... Read More
DOMO! Little bunny Domo Hopping through your basket Scooping up the chocolates And shoving them in his mouth... There are plenty of products that come with the usual warnings. Not for children under three. Don't put this in your mouth. Magn... Read More
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