ThinkGeek The Complete Manual of Things that Might Kill You
The World is out to get you AAAAAAAAAACHHOOOOO! Just a simple sneeze, right, nothing serious? Well, it could be - or you could have contracted the PLAGUE! The only way to find out is through intense testing by doctors. Or, you can diagnose ...yourself, using The Complete Manual of Things that Might Kill You. Because no matter how much training doctors have, you know the plague when you see it. Hypochondriacs have long had to satisfy their needs for self-diagnosis with medical reference materials written for the masses, but The Complete Manual of Things that Might Kill You is dedicated entirely to the hypochondriac's unique perspective on health. With over 300 deadly diseases profiled, conveniently organized by symptom (real or imagined), even the mildest hypochondriac's fantasy life will be ignited. We're all going to die of something - why not choose an ailment that's rare and hard to pronounce? Read More
It's out of this world We sure bet that when Evie Ethel Garland found out that she was a half-alien teenager that she wanted to jump onto a UFO and fly to Antareus to meet her father Troy. She might have been able to freeze and unfreeze tim... Read More
My First DandD Dice Every DandD player parent dreams of the day when their youngsters pick up their glittering polyhedrals for the first time. Sometimes, however, those dreams are nightmares as those little dice are certainly choking hazard... Read More
Galactic, huggable friends in sizes from 4" to 24" As dorky as this may sound, we have a soft spot for plush. Plastic or metallic figures are cool, but sometimes, you just need a hug. (And guys, you won't lose your man card for admitting th... Read More
Instant Snow! Just Add Water! This stuff amazes and perplexes us everytime we break it out... Somewhere, in Death Valley, California, Little Johnny asks his mommie, "How does Santa get here, if it never snows?" Her mind races as she tries t... Read More
Rocking it old school! Kids live in a world of imagination and creativity. A bed might be a pirate ship, a stagecoach, or a train. They could be a princess, a lawyer, a construction worker, a police officer, doctor or fisherman. Or? they co... Read More
Dashy ears! Rainbow Dash: So now that you know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one! Fluttershy: [inhale] ...yay. Rainbow Dash: Ugh... You're gonna cheer for me like that? [Rainbow Dash opens her wings] Louder. Fluttershy: Yay. Rain... Read More
Let your heart warm your hands Being cold isn't fun. Vampires know this. That's one of the reasons they drink blood - to keep warm. Well, to celebrate the joys of being a vampire and to help keep your hands warm this winter, we bring you th... Read More
The word of the day is: Anthropomorphize! We do it every day, though mostly without thinking about it - we get angry at the stapler that mangled our presentation, or the phone when it can't get a signal. We say we "love this coffee mug," an... Read More
DOMO! Little bunny Domo Hopping through your basket Scooping up the chocolates And shoving them in his mouth... There are plenty of products that come with the usual warnings. Not for children under three. Don't put this in your mouth. Magn... Read More
Keep calm and gestate on There's nothing like the mix of uncontrollable excitement and sheer terror that comes with expecting your very first baby. Will you be an awesome parent? (Yes.) Will your baby come out with 10 fingers and 10 toes? (... Read More
Put the heat on Mr. Freeze and come to the rescue of Aquaman! Mr. Freeze has trapped Aquaman in a block of ice and only Batman? can release him! Speed to the rescue in the powerful Batboat with exhaust flames, deploy the missiles and releas... Read More
Defeat Loki and his forces with the super fast Quinjet! Loki is up to no good and is planning to destroy the earth! As he flies into battle on board his chariot, help the Avenger's defeat their nemesis using the supersonic Quinjet! Fire the... Read More
It's out of this world We sure bet that when Evie Ethel Garland found out that she was a half-alien teenager that she wanted to jump onto a UFO and fly to Antareus to meet her father Troy. She might have been able to freeze and unfreeze tim... Read More
My First DandD Dice Every DandD player parent dreams of the day when their youngsters pick up their glittering polyhedrals for the first time. Sometimes, however, those dreams are nightmares as those little dice are certainly choking hazard... Read More
Galactic, huggable friends in sizes from 4" to 24" As dorky as this may sound, we have a soft spot for plush. Plastic or metallic figures are cool, but sometimes, you just need a hug. (And guys, you won't lose your man card for admitting th... Read More
Instant Snow! Just Add Water! This stuff amazes and perplexes us everytime we break it out... Somewhere, in Death Valley, California, Little Johnny asks his mommie, "How does Santa get here, if it never snows?" Her mind races as she tries t... Read More
Rocking it old school! Kids live in a world of imagination and creativity. A bed might be a pirate ship, a stagecoach, or a train. They could be a princess, a lawyer, a construction worker, a police officer, doctor or fisherman. Or? they co... Read More
Dashy ears! Rainbow Dash: So now that you know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one! Fluttershy: [inhale] ...yay. Rainbow Dash: Ugh... You're gonna cheer for me like that? [Rainbow Dash opens her wings] Louder. Fluttershy: Yay. Rain... Read More
Let your heart warm your hands Being cold isn't fun. Vampires know this. That's one of the reasons they drink blood - to keep warm. Well, to celebrate the joys of being a vampire and to help keep your hands warm this winter, we bring you th... Read More
The word of the day is: Anthropomorphize! We do it every day, though mostly without thinking about it - we get angry at the stapler that mangled our presentation, or the phone when it can't get a signal. We say we "love this coffee mug," an... Read More
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