ThinkGeek Talking Bender Figure
Bite him. You know where. Everybody loves a sarcastic, galactically saavy, cigar smoking, prank prone, selfish, beer drinking robot. Enter Bender. Bender was his mother's 1729th son. His father killed by a can opener, Bender went on to coll...ege and majored in Bending and minored in Robo-American studies. This Bending Unit 22 is proof positive that every desktop needs a Talking Bender Figure before it can be considered complete. This 9" tall Bender will gladly chat with you when work gets boring. Just press a button and he'll deliver one of his classic lines. Open up Bender's ribcage compartment and see what's going on inside! Or just wind him up and let him walk all over your TPS reports. He doesn't care. He's Bender, your new best desktop friend with an attitude. Product Specifications 9" tall talking Bender figure from Futurama Says all of your favorite Benderisms including... "Would you kindly shut your noise hole?!" "Who are you and why should I care?" "Shut up and pay attention to me, Bender!" "I'll open my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the park!" "Hasta La Vista, meatbag!" "Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?" "Do the Bender, do the Bender! It's your birthday! Do the Bender!" "Aww, here's a little song I wrote to cheer you up. It's called LET'S GO ALREADY!" "Bite my shiny metal ass!" "Well, that was dumb." "Goodbye losers whom I've always hated!" "Shut the hell up!" Ribcage compartment opens so you can put wee things inside The perfect companion for your desk at work Read More
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