ThinkGeek Periodic BaBY Creeper
New Kid on the Block You know how processed food today has a half a dozen recognizable ingredients on the label and then the ubiquitous "artificial flavoring." So what makes up babies? We always heard it was slugs, snails, puppy-dog tails, ...sugar, spice, and "everything nice." Which is apparently the nursery rhyme equivalent of "artificial flavoring." But we here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ have determined what makes up "everything nice:" some barium, boron, and yttrium. Which means babies are silvery and rarely found in nature. Periodic baby blocks that spell out BaBY on a royal blue, 5 oz., 100%-combed, ringspun cotton. Short sleeves with lap shoulders. Reinforced three-snap closure. Read More
The Bazinga Saturation Hypothesis Here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ, we are huge fans of the sitcom The Big Bang Theory. We would like to posit a hypothesis we have developed re: its popularity: the number of viewers is directly proport... Read More
We know you're awesome. Shouldn't everyone else? You would think this would have been the quickest shirt from idea to warehouse. We obviously already had the art. It's on the side of almost every package that leaves our warehouse. We know t... Read More
All Sizes Void Warranties Kids are born with this ability and drive. They take things apart to figure out how they work. They immediately stick fingers in any holes they can reach to see what happens. They feed the DVD player oatmeal in cas... Read More
To Stand In Youth By That Starry (bit)Stream... One of ThinkGeek's favorite newbies is a little fella named Jack. Jack likes to say 'la la la' quite frequently (at only 2 months of age). We, as geeks, fully understand that Jack (aka, newbie... Read More
Start Baby Off Prepared This bib is intentionally ambiguous. Is the arrow saying that junior is a zombie snack? "Oh look, honey. Infants are on the appetizers! Oh wait. I'm a zombie. Right. *grunts* Braaaaaaainnnns." Or is junior asking for... Read More
You know, your kid reminds me of someone. We started this out as a babydoll, but you guys clamored for us to make it for the tiny ones. So we did. Your child might be the one or you might have some geek friends who have a child who reminds ... Read More
Who's on your shirt? After the ever-popular "Got Your Nose!" game, every adult loves to quiz their favorite toddler about what characters are on their shirt. These kids will amaze you with their knowledge. It could be Mickey. It could be Po... Read More
Don't make me come back there. We found these cartons mysteriously at the warehouse. We guess we must put in an order for these shirts at some point in the future? We don't know but if one shows up on your doorstep, it's probably an artifac... Read More
Maneki neko says "ohai!" We dig us some lucky cat. We have the figurines. We have the beads. We have the photographic proof that we've made our real-life cats pose like this, much to their embarrassment. But check this out: did you know tha... Read More
Just in case you weren't sure... Just in case you were having trouble, we have a simple system to keep track of your offspring. It doesn't take a sophisticated version control system like CVS or Subversion to know who is the child and who i... Read More
All Sizes Void Warranties Kids are born with this ability and drive. They take things apart to figure out how they work. They immediately stick fingers in any holes they can reach to see what happens. They feed the DVD player oatmeal in cas... Read More
To Stand In Youth By That Starry (bit)Stream... One of ThinkGeek's favorite newbies is a little fella named Jack. Jack likes to say 'la la la' quite frequently (at only 2 months of age). We, as geeks, fully understand that Jack (aka, newbie... Read More
We know you're awesome. Shouldn't everyone else? You would think this would have been the quickest shirt from idea to warehouse. We obviously already had the art. It's on the side of almost every package that leaves our warehouse. We know t... Read More
The Bazinga Saturation Hypothesis Here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ, we are huge fans of the sitcom The Big Bang Theory. We would like to posit a hypothesis we have developed re: its popularity: the number of viewers is directly proport... Read More
You know, your kid reminds me of someone. We started this out as a babydoll, but you guys clamored for us to make it for the tiny ones. So we did. Your child might be the one or you might have some geek friends who have a child who reminds ... Read More
Who's on your shirt? After the ever-popular "Got Your Nose!" game, every adult loves to quiz their favorite toddler about what characters are on their shirt. These kids will amaze you with their knowledge. It could be Mickey. It could be Po... Read More
Start Baby Off Prepared This bib is intentionally ambiguous. Is the arrow saying that junior is a zombie snack? "Oh look, honey. Infants are on the appetizers! Oh wait. I'm a zombie. Right. *grunts* Braaaaaaainnnns." Or is junior asking for... Read More
Maneki neko says "ohai!" We dig us some lucky cat. We have the figurines. We have the beads. We have the photographic proof that we've made our real-life cats pose like this, much to their embarrassment. But check this out: did you know tha... Read More
Throw Down We'll be honest here. We hadn't heard of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock until that episode of The Big Bang Theory. You could say that prior to that day we were traditional roshamboists. When we heard Sheldon explain how it work... Read More
Just in case you weren't sure... Just in case you were having trouble, we have a simple system to keep track of your offspring. It doesn't take a sophisticated version control system like CVS or Subversion to know who is the child and who i... Read More
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