ThinkGeek Obey Gravity - Kids
In The Near-Retro Future, Gravity Police Are Everywhere! When it comes to natural forces, ThinkGeek prefers magnetism. Why? It's quite simple. We can do stuff like levitate tops and totally pwn our friends. Our second favorite force would h...ave to be Dominant Mind while playing Knights of the Old Republic in Evil mode. That brings us to our third favorite force, Gravity. Yep. And we prefer the Einsteinian model over the Newtonian, as should you. Thinking about building an anti-gravity device in the basement of the science building? Think again Mister Man! Make no attempts to defy gravity. You would be acting against the law. (see standard formula below!) Gravitational force = (G * m1 * m2) / (d2)You may still be underage, but don't give the Gravity Police a reason to knock on your door; do us a favor and always obey gravity. De-molecularization isn't pretty. 100% cotton, pre-shrunk, navy t-shirt with orange / white design with a retro-looking gravity cop (blowing his super sci-fi whistle) and the phrase "Obey Gravity, It's The law!" Gravitational constant not included but implied. Read More
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To Stand In Youth By That Starry (bit)Stream... One of ThinkGeek's favorite newbies is a little fella named Jack. Jack likes to say 'la la la' quite frequently (at only 2 months of age). We, as geeks, fully understand that Jack (aka, newbie... Read More
All Sizes Void Warranties Kids are born with this ability and drive. They take things apart to figure out how they work. They immediately stick fingers in any holes they can reach to see what happens. They feed the DVD player oatmeal in cas... Read More
The Bazinga Saturation Hypothesis Here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ, we are huge fans of the sitcom The Big Bang Theory. We would like to posit a hypothesis we have developed re: its popularity: the number of viewers is directly proport... Read More
We know you're awesome. Shouldn't everyone else? You would think this would have been the quickest shirt from idea to warehouse. We obviously already had the art. It's on the side of almost every package that leaves our warehouse. We know t... Read More
Start Baby Off Prepared This bib is intentionally ambiguous. Is the arrow saying that junior is a zombie snack? "Oh look, honey. Infants are on the appetizers! Oh wait. I'm a zombie. Right. *grunts* Braaaaaaainnnns." Or is junior asking for... Read More
You know, your kid reminds me of someone. We started this out as a babydoll, but you guys clamored for us to make it for the tiny ones. So we did. Your child might be the one or you might have some geek friends who have a child who reminds ... Read More
Who's on your shirt? After the ever-popular "Got Your Nose!" game, every adult loves to quiz their favorite toddler about what characters are on their shirt. These kids will amaze you with their knowledge. It could be Mickey. It could be Po... Read More
Throw Down We'll be honest here. We hadn't heard of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock until that episode of The Big Bang Theory. You could say that prior to that day we were traditional roshamboists. When we heard Sheldon explain how it work... Read More
Don't make me come back there. We found these cartons mysteriously at the warehouse. We guess we must put in an order for these shirts at some point in the future? We don't know but if one shows up on your doorstep, it's probably an artifac... Read More
Just in case you weren't sure... Just in case you were having trouble, we have a simple system to keep track of your offspring. It doesn't take a sophisticated version control system like CVS or Subversion to know who is the child and who i... Read More
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