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Anthropologists used to think that it was our use of tools that separated humans from animals. Then we found out that animals use ...tools, too. So maybe we should specify: only humans use tools with lasers and Picatinny rail systems. Until you show us a macaque using one of these, we're going to stick with that. For your epic BBQ sessions, we present this tactical, laser-equipped barbecue fork which fulfills all your high-tech grilling needs... Read More

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Mojo is some powerful stuff. They say either you have it or you don't, but if you've had it in the past and are just running low n...ow, you can get it back. You know what our favorite way to get our mojo is? Wirelessly, because then we can share it with everyone in the room. See, this kind of mojo connects to our smartphone and plays our music for all to hear... Read More

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Are you a T. rex? Are you worthy of the awesome that is this t-shirt? Let's review. The Tyrannosaurus rex represents: Intimidating... physical strength. An average-sized T. rex could lift a gift basket filled with three average-sized Deinonychus antirrhopus. Just in case you need to know what to get it for its birthday. A take-no prisoners approach. The tyrannosaur's u-shaped jaw (as opposed to the v-shape of many predators) tells us it tore big chunks off its prey. Omnomnom. Keen senses... Read More

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The planet we know as Hoth is the sixth planet of the Hoth system (a remote system where the Rebels tried to hide and plan). Reall...y makes us wonder what the other planets in the Hoth system are called. Maybe they're all called Hoth, and it was just confusion based on poor nomenclature that landed the Rebels on the really cold and snowy one. Anyway, that doesn't diminish this awesome reminder of how the mighty can fall... Read More

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We've never understood why tradition dictates that we give soon-to-be-dead flora to the person we hope to have around for a foreve...r-and-ever relationship. It's really silly if you think about it. We'd much prefer a potted plant that we can see grow year after year or a gaggle of unicorns. You heard right, a gaggle of unicorns. (Or a "blessing" if you wanna be technical.) Think about it. Unicorns are magical. Love is magical. Unicorns are beautiful. Love is beautiful. Unicorns never fart... Read More

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In the Star Wars universe, it must be pretty depressing to be a TIE Fighter pilot...

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Because of her previous experience with synthetics, Ripley is loathe to embrace Bishop as a crew member, let alone embrace him lit...erally, but you know better. Hang on to this plush as if he's sliding toward the airlock, and you're the only one who can save him. (It really works better this way than the other way around since this version's only a foot tall.) Super-deformed Half-a-Bishop Android Plush features crazy hair, a non-removable shirt, and his cables and innards hanging out the bottom... Read More

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