ThinkGeek Massive Cosplay Titan Sword
Speak softly We like the idea that one should speak softly and carry a big stick. The problem is that some of us aspire to be more than a druid or a wizard. Some of us want to be fighters or paladins! Why bonk an orc on the head with a stic...k when you can slice his ugly mug clean off his shoulders? HEADS WILL ROLL because that's how you roll. Go big and bad or go home, right? The Foam Titan Sword is over five feet of big bad sword with a whopping 45-inch blade. We designed it to be an awesome costume accessory and the type of thing you can use to chase solicitors off your property. It will arrive in two pieces in a carrying case with a handle. We did this so it would be easy to pack for a convention or anywhere else you want to be respected and feared. Connect the two pieces, click the switch to turn on the blue LEDs, and you're ready to make a statement on the convention floor, out trick-or-treating, or just chasing away that guy trying to sell you stuff you don't want. Product Specifications Have the biggest sword on the block ...and be able to carry it, too! Blue LED lights on the blade and pommel Materials: EVA foam Batteries: 2 AA (not included) Package: Box with carry handle, perfect for carrying to a convention! Sword splits into two pieces for easy packing and transport. This product comes in a ship-alone box. Dimensions: Total length: 60.5" Blade length: 45" Handle length: 15.5" Hilt width: 10" Note: The Foam Titan Sword is designed as a costume accessory. While you can certainly swing it about willy-nilly, it does not have the inner core of a boffer sword and will break if you try to cleave an enemy in twain with it. Just FYI. Read More
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