ThinkGeek I Am Why We Can't Have Nice Things Toddler Shirt
Gravity + Curiosity + Tiny Hands + Expensive Gadget = New Paperweight Geeks. For the most part, we aren't the most coordinated group of individuals. Sure, in every ragtag crew of us hurtling through the universe, there's one River Tam, but ...then there's everyone else. And when two geeks love each other very much and create a new geek of their very own, that tiny geek tends to inherit some of Mom and Dad's genetic propensity for coordination or lack thereof. Our advice: don't let your geekling hold the fine china or carry your Optimus Maximus around the house as part of the parade. That's just asking for trouble. Black 100% cotton toddler tee proudly declares, "I am why we can't have nice things" in white. Note: Please reference the table below to choose a size. Size2T3T4T Chest24" 26" 28" 61cm 66cm 71cm Length14" 15" 16" 36cm 38cm 41cm Read More
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iDucky, you?re the one! The heck with the rubber ducky. Throw him right out with the baby and the bathwater. Wait, not the baby. Just the bathwater and the rubber ducky. Now it should just be you and the iDuck, which is the ultimate parenti... Read More
Game's over, man! Let the fun begin! "Yes, Newt. Mommy was wrong. There really are monsters, and here's one you can cuddle up with!" Straight from your friends at Better Worlds Toys(TM), a division of the Weyland-Yutani corporation, comes t... Read More
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Dashy ears! Rainbow Dash: So now that you know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one! Fluttershy: [inhale] ...yay. Rainbow Dash: Ugh... You're gonna cheer for me like that? [Rainbow Dash opens her wings] Louder. Fluttershy: Yay. Rain... Read More
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Now with more feathers! Remember the day that birds somehow found their way into the school cafeteria? People would scream and squeal as the terrified birds swooped up to the ceiling or made for the glass windows trying frantically to get o... Read More
Write a better ending On the 20th day of March, in the year 2009, Battlestar Galactica's final episode aired. To say it went out with a whimper rather than a bang is an understatement. Let's just put it his way: If the Cylons had a plan, th... Read More
Straight from the Jedi Temple! Every course of study has a text book, and finally we can read the text students at the Jedi Temple have been reading for over a thousand generations. It's been revised over and over by the Jedi Masters, annot... Read More
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Instant Snow! Just Add Water! This stuff amazes and perplexes us everytime we break it out... Somewhere, in Death Valley, California, Little Johnny asks his mommie, "How does Santa get here, if it never snows?" Her mind races as she tries t... Read More
Don't play with your food - fight with it! The ninja: a secret agent trained in fighting, espionage, concealment, and food fighting. It's only fitting, then, that we honor our ninja ancestors with an eating implement worthy of their skills.... Read More
You're in a meeting. You need to escape. You need your freedom! Sadly, escaping a meeting isn't the same as getting away from Zombies and Creepers. You can't just tunnel your way out... Or maybe you could if you just had the Minecraft Foam ... Read More
iDucky, you?re the one! The heck with the rubber ducky. Throw him right out with the baby and the bathwater. Wait, not the baby. Just the bathwater and the rubber ducky. Now it should just be you and the iDuck, which is the ultimate parenti... Read More
Game's over, man! Let the fun begin! "Yes, Newt. Mommy was wrong. There really are monsters, and here's one you can cuddle up with!" Straight from your friends at Better Worlds Toys(TM), a division of the Weyland-Yutani corporation, comes t... Read More
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