ThinkGeek Hobbit Letter Openers
One man's junk mail... Sting strikes fear into the hearts of many an orc. What was just a simple side blade to an elf is a perfect sword for a Hobbit, and Sting served Bilbo Baggins well on his many adventures. A constant character is the L...ord of the Rings trilogy and The Hobbit, Sting was passed from Bilbo to Frodo and later to Sam, and used to fight off everything from goblins and orcs to cranky old Gollum. It will surely glow blue in the presence of evil bills. (Our Legal Department requires us to tell you that the last sentence is not true.) Prefer something a bit more badass? Why not a letter opener that looks like Orcrist, the Goblin Cleaver used by Thorin Oakenshield? It's guaranteed to cleave any envelope in twain. Both letter openers are authentic reproductions of the original props and will be your constant companions as you fight off the onslaught of junk mail and bills. Tear that mail open with the flick of a wrist. Letters don't stand a chance. Product Specifications Tear open bills with Sting or Orcrist Authentic Miniature Reproduction of Sting or Orcrist Officially licensed Hobbit collectible Dimensions: 7" long Packaged in a wooden collector's box: 10" x 3.5" Read More
Headcrab: The Original Fascinator Were you forced against your will to see footage of the royal wedding? Did you laugh your butt off at all the ridiculous hats? We thought the Cthulhu-esque one was pretty awesome (in a tentacly-kinda way). ... Read More
Paper targets only get you so far When the zombie apocalypse comes, and you know it's coming, preparation can mean the difference between life, and unlife. One minute, you're a survivor, eeking out a meager existence on canned food, rainwat... Read More
It's out of this world We sure bet that when Evie Ethel Garland found out that she was a half-alien teenager that she wanted to jump onto a UFO and fly to Antareus to meet her father Troy. She might have been able to freeze and unfreeze tim... Read More
"Time and time and time again, always running out on me." When we think of pocket watches, we often think of old relics carried by old men. And we suppose that Time Lords are "old men" in the sense that they are 900+ years old. When a Time ... Read More
My First DandD Dice Every DandD player parent dreams of the day when their youngsters pick up their glittering polyhedrals for the first time. Sometimes, however, those dreams are nightmares as those little dice are certainly choking hazard... Read More
Instant Snow! Just Add Water! This stuff amazes and perplexes us everytime we break it out... Somewhere, in Death Valley, California, Little Johnny asks his mommie, "How does Santa get here, if it never snows?" Her mind races as she tries t... Read More
Galactic, huggable friends in sizes from 4" to 24" As dorky as this may sound, we have a soft spot for plush. Plastic or metallic figures are cool, but sometimes, you just need a hug. (And guys, you won't lose your man card for admitting th... Read More
DOMO! Little bunny Domo Hopping through your basket Scooping up the chocolates And shoving them in his mouth... There are plenty of products that come with the usual warnings. Not for children under three. Don't put this in your mouth. Magn... Read More
Rocking it old school! Kids live in a world of imagination and creativity. A bed might be a pirate ship, a stagecoach, or a train. They could be a princess, a lawyer, a construction worker, a police officer, doctor or fisherman. Or? they co... Read More
Keep calm and gestate on There's nothing like the mix of uncontrollable excitement and sheer terror that comes with expecting your very first baby. Will you be an awesome parent? (Yes.) Will your baby come out with 10 fingers and 10 toes? (... Read More
Put the heat on Mr. Freeze and come to the rescue of Aquaman! Mr. Freeze has trapped Aquaman in a block of ice and only Batman? can release him! Speed to the rescue in the powerful Batboat with exhaust flames, deploy the missiles and releas... Read More
Defeat Loki and his forces with the super fast Quinjet! Loki is up to no good and is planning to destroy the earth! As he flies into battle on board his chariot, help the Avenger's defeat their nemesis using the supersonic Quinjet! Fire the... Read More
It's out of this world We sure bet that when Evie Ethel Garland found out that she was a half-alien teenager that she wanted to jump onto a UFO and fly to Antareus to meet her father Troy. She might have been able to freeze and unfreeze tim... Read More
My First DandD Dice Every DandD player parent dreams of the day when their youngsters pick up their glittering polyhedrals for the first time. Sometimes, however, those dreams are nightmares as those little dice are certainly choking hazard... Read More
Galactic, huggable friends in sizes from 4" to 24" As dorky as this may sound, we have a soft spot for plush. Plastic or metallic figures are cool, but sometimes, you just need a hug. (And guys, you won't lose your man card for admitting th... Read More
Instant Snow! Just Add Water! This stuff amazes and perplexes us everytime we break it out... Somewhere, in Death Valley, California, Little Johnny asks his mommie, "How does Santa get here, if it never snows?" Her mind races as she tries t... Read More
Rocking it old school! Kids live in a world of imagination and creativity. A bed might be a pirate ship, a stagecoach, or a train. They could be a princess, a lawyer, a construction worker, a police officer, doctor or fisherman. Or? they co... Read More
Let your heart warm your hands Being cold isn't fun. Vampires know this. That's one of the reasons they drink blood - to keep warm. Well, to celebrate the joys of being a vampire and to help keep your hands warm this winter, we bring you th... Read More
The word of the day is: Anthropomorphize! We do it every day, though mostly without thinking about it - we get angry at the stapler that mangled our presentation, or the phone when it can't get a signal. We say we "love this coffee mug," an... Read More
DOMO! Little bunny Domo Hopping through your basket Scooping up the chocolates And shoving them in his mouth... There are plenty of products that come with the usual warnings. Not for children under three. Don't put this in your mouth. Magn... Read More
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