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Headcrab: The Original Fascinator Were you forced against your will to see footage of the royal wedding? Did you laugh your butt off at all the ridiculous hats? We thought the Cthulhu-esque one was pretty awesome (in a tentacly-kinda way). ... Read More

All Sizes Void Warranties Kids are born with this ability and drive. They take things apart to figure out how they work. They immediately stick fingers in any holes they can reach to see what happens. They feed the DVD player oatmeal in cas... Read More

My First DandD Dice Every DandD player parent dreams of the day when their youngsters pick up their glittering polyhedrals for the first time. Sometimes, however, those dreams are nightmares as those little dice are certainly choking hazard... Read More

Instant Snow! Just Add Water! This stuff amazes and perplexes us everytime we break it out... Somewhere, in Death Valley, California, Little Johnny asks his mommie, "How does Santa get here, if it never snows?" Her mind races as she tries t... Read More

Galactic, huggable friends in sizes from 4" to 24" As dorky as this may sound, we have a soft spot for plush. Plastic or metallic figures are cool, but sometimes, you just need a hug. (And guys, you won't lose your man card for admitting th... Read More

DOMO! Little bunny Domo Hopping through your basket Scooping up the chocolates And shoving them in his mouth... There are plenty of products that come with the usual warnings. Not for children under three. Don't put this in your mouth. Magn... Read More

Rocking it old school! Kids live in a world of imagination and creativity. A bed might be a pirate ship, a stagecoach, or a train. They could be a princess, a lawyer, a construction worker, a police officer, doctor or fisherman. Or? they co... Read More

Keep calm and gestate on There's nothing like the mix of uncontrollable excitement and sheer terror that comes with expecting your very first baby. Will you be an awesome parent? (Yes.) Will your baby come out with 10 fingers and 10 toes? (... Read More

Adorable decor Every time cell phones change their form factors, we have to rethink our ways of accessorizing them. In the early days, you could dangle a charm from the antenna or maybe put some stickers or rhinestones on the back. Then pho... Read More

Let your heart warm your hands Being cold isn't fun. Vampires know this. That's one of the reasons they drink blood - to keep warm. Well, to celebrate the joys of being a vampire and to help keep your hands warm this winter, we bring you th... Read More

The Holy Grail - Part II The last time you saw the Killer Rabbit, it was blown to bits by the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. But that was just the beginning of the poor Rabbit's saga. You see, Tim the Encha... Read More

Slurpees at home! Everything is better with the internet. We can work from home, shop from home, put in orders to our favorite pizza place without talking to a human being on the telephone (from home), but until now, making a Slurpee at hom... Read More

Anything but regular Regular Show follows BFFs Rigby and Mordecai, their grumpy boss Benson, the oddball park manager Pops, and Skips the problem-solving Yeti groundskeeper, in their jobs at the park and their trials and foibles in life and... Read More

Seeking Snuggle Partner SFU: Plush, velvety, chocolate brown unicorn seeking partner for love, cuddling and adventure. Nine inches tall with blond hair and tail. Admittedly a bit of a Prima Donna, enjoys wearing a crown of gold and decorati... Read More

Let your heart warm your hands Being cold isn't fun. Vampires know this. That's one of the reasons they drink blood - to keep warm. Well, to celebrate the joys of being a vampire and to help keep your hands warm this winter, we bring you th... Read More

Defend planet Bespin with the twin-pod cloud car! Gas planet Bespin plays a key role in Star Wars: Episode V The Empire Strikes Back when Luke Skywalker travels to Cloud City to rescue his friends. However, it's a trap and he is forced to b... Read More

The Bazinga Saturation Hypothesis Here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ, we are huge fans of the sitcom The Big Bang Theory. We would like to posit a hypothesis we have developed re: its popularity: the number of viewers is directly proport... Read More

Straight from the Jedi Temple! Every course of study has a text book, and finally we can read the text students at the Jedi Temple have been reading for over a thousand generations. It's been revised over and over by the Jedi Masters, annot... Read More

Write a better ending On the 20th day of March, in the year 2009, Battlestar Galactica's final episode aired. To say it went out with a whimper rather than a bang is an understatement. Let's just put it his way: If the Cylons had a plan, th... Read More

They're delicious, delicious magic. As parents, we're torn between wanting to give our geeklings things that are Good and things that are Good For Them. (Heck, we haven't even mastered that for ourselves!) Since the survey says that growing... Read More