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To Stand In Youth By That Starry (bit)Stream... One of ThinkGeek's favorite newbies is a little fella named Jack. Jack likes to say 'la la la' quite frequently (at only 2 months of age). We, as geeks, fully understand that Jack (aka, newbie... Read More

All Sizes Void Warranties Kids are born with this ability and drive. They take things apart to figure out how they work. They immediately stick fingers in any holes they can reach to see what happens. They feed the DVD player oatmeal in cas... Read More

The Bazinga Saturation Hypothesis Here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ, we are huge fans of the sitcom The Big Bang Theory. We would like to posit a hypothesis we have developed re: its popularity: the number of viewers is directly proport... Read More

We know you're awesome. Shouldn't everyone else? You would think this would have been the quickest shirt from idea to warehouse. We obviously already had the art. It's on the side of almost every package that leaves our warehouse. We know t... Read More

Start Baby Off Prepared This bib is intentionally ambiguous. Is the arrow saying that junior is a zombie snack? "Oh look, honey. Infants are on the appetizers! Oh wait. I'm a zombie. Right. *grunts* Braaaaaaainnnns." Or is junior asking for... Read More

You know, your kid reminds me of someone. We started this out as a babydoll, but you guys clamored for us to make it for the tiny ones. So we did. Your child might be the one or you might have some geek friends who have a child who reminds ... Read More

Who's on your shirt? After the ever-popular "Got Your Nose!" game, every adult loves to quiz their favorite toddler about what characters are on their shirt. These kids will amaze you with their knowledge. It could be Mickey. It could be Po... Read More

Throw Down We'll be honest here. We hadn't heard of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock until that episode of The Big Bang Theory. You could say that prior to that day we were traditional roshamboists. When we heard Sheldon explain how it work... Read More

Don't make me come back there. We found these cartons mysteriously at the warehouse. We guess we must put in an order for these shirts at some point in the future? We don't know but if one shows up on your doorstep, it's probably an artifac... Read More

Just in case you weren't sure... Just in case you were having trouble, we have a simple system to keep track of your offspring. It doesn't take a sophisticated version control system like CVS or Subversion to know who is the child and who i... Read More

Maneki neko says "ohai!" We dig us some lucky cat. We have the figurines. We have the beads. We have the photographic proof that we've made our real-life cats pose like this, much to their embarrassment. But check this out: did you know tha... Read More

And baby makes 11... Here's a little story... When a 010011010100111101001101 and 010001000100000101000100 love each other very much, sometimes they show how much they love each other by having 010100110100010101011000. (That one's a long s... Read More

Disney Princesses Need Not Apply (unless we're talking about the extended remix with Mulan and Pocahontas) There are lots of stories about heroic knights rescuing princesses. In fact, some of our favorite epics follow that same trope: Star ... Read More

There'll be no work in the Nether without pork chops and a dental plan. ThinkGeek is your source for officially-licensed Minecraft gear. It's in my blood. 5 generations - that's how long my family's been mining these emerald hills. I've los... Read More

Hissssss-ssssssss-ssssssss. Kaboom! ThinkGeek is your source for officially-licensed Minecraft gear. Retro-graphics. Simplistic gameplay. Minecraft takes gaming back to basics. Punching trees and rocks or digging tunnels, you slowly gather ... Read More

Don't make me come back there. We found these cartons mysteriously at the warehouse. We guess we must put in an order for these shirts at some point in the future? We don't know but if one shows up on your doorstep, it's probably an artifac... Read More

Judge me by my size, do you? We all know there are big babies and there are small babies. When it comes to cuteness though, size matters not. Of course, a cute outfit never hurt anyone. Outfit your little R2D2, Jawa, Yoda or Ewok, with this... Read More

Presumably you have to buy the whole pack. No user-serviceable parts inside. Use only in a well-ventilated area. Contents may settle during shipment. Driver does not carry cash. Package sold by weight, not volume. No postage necessary if ma... Read More

Time to Pay the Piper So honestly we don't know what's behind the story of the Pied Piper of Hamelin, but one thing we do know is that the rats weren't introduced as a plot point until the 16th century (read: plague times). So the original ... Read More

"Transform and rise up!" The depths of Cybertron housed throngs of gladiators, of transformers pitted against one another in constant combat. A leader of these gladiators would rise up and take control, only to be defeated and replaced. One... Read More

Totally pwn3d! When you're really close to certain people, sometimes it's hard to come up with an objective observation of them. We here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ have put together this handy little checklist of ways you can tell if ... Read More

Sith Lord Darth Invades LEGO Alderaan is a peaceful, thriving planet full of diverse life, a planet where humans learn and grow, bettering the galaxy as a whole. But one vile foe seeks to destroy it: the Empire. Among those that lead the ch... Read More

Agent Eucalyptus You appear to the outside world as just the average marsupial, living on the coast, eating eucalyptus, feeding a couple of joeys, spending your days sleeping and sleeping some more. This is how you want your enemies to thin... Read More

Gravity + Curiosity + Tiny Hands + Expensive Gadget = New Paperweight Geeks. For the most part, we aren't the most coordinated group of individuals. Sure, in every ragtag crew of us hurtling through the universe, there's one River Tam, but ... Read More

Even Younger Justice Sure, your kids are super, but are they Super? In case you need help (which we know you don't... this is here for the OTHER people), we've put together a little guide of characteristics which might be indicative of whic... Read More

Handle With Appropriate Precautions Technically urine, feces, saliva, sputum, nasal secretions, sweat, tears, and vomit don't qualify as biological waste unless they contain fluid blood or a known infectious pathogen. Try telling that to a ... Read More

Leia. Princess Leia. Everybody thinks of their little girl as a princess. It could be your daughter, niece, granddaughter, best friend's kiddo... the list goes on. But unlike your classic pink baby clothing, this Star Wars I'm the Princess ... Read More

Wearable ROCK! Here at ThinkGeek were just wishing for a fully playable guitar built into a t-shirt when along came the Pixie of ROCK... she wailed with face melting guitar solo and *POOF* there it was in our hands...The Electronic Rock Gui... Read More

How is babby formed? Let's face it. Science makes everything better. Caffeine? Good. Caffeine + electrolytes + intravenous therapy = awesome. Diet Coke? Good. (Work with us here.) Diet Coke + Mentos + fluid dynamics = tasty asplosion. Stati... Read More

But Mommy, the Bat Signal! There was a time when Batman was Batboy... well, young Bruce Wayne, the child with the potential to be a hero. Every young child needs something to strive for, a hero to idolize, and what better hero than the Batm... Read More

An Artistic Approximation Of Pi - Now Available in Bite-Sized What is Pi? Some might define it as the ratio of a circle's circumference divided by its diameter. Others might think it's an irrational number that's impossible to know complete... Read More

Beep boop! Do you have high hopes for your little guy or girl? Hoping that the new addition to your family will someday be obedient, reliable, rugged, hard-working and mathematically precise? Or, better yet, maybe they will take on the clas... Read More

This is who I am. You know how sometimes you overhear a conversation between your friends or coworkers, and you keep hearing your name bubble up? Not in a bad way. Just that they're talking about something you're working on, and you think, ... Read More

For the hero in all of us! There aren't many that know the true strength which understands the value of power. Before Captain America was a great hero, he was a small, powerless young man named Steve Rogers. With justice and courage in his ... Read More

New Kid on the Block You know how processed food today has a half a dozen recognizable ingredients on the label and then the ubiquitous "artificial flavoring." So what makes up babies? We always heard it was slugs, snails, puppy-dog tails, ... Read More

And this part of the pig is where the porkchop comes from... Porkchops are one of those perfect foods. You can grill them. You can fry them. You can bake them. You can braise them in a tasty sauce. You can stuff them with bacon and apples o... Read More

What's the symbol for plutonium? Pee-yeeeewww! Much like plutonium, babies' diapers should be handled with certain precautions. Overall, they're unstable. Reaching critical mass is generally an unpleasant surprise, and, even when planned, s... Read More

And A is for Awesome V is for Vader folks. That's right! Let's set that straight early. We are not talking about in-vaders. We are not talking about e-vaders. We are talking about the one, the only, capital "D" Darth, capital "V" Vader. Thi... Read More

Start Them Off Right No matter what your little one's proclivities, there's a snapsuit for your future space traveler. Projectile vomits unidentifiable substances? Science. Figured out how to juryrig the high chair to obtain Cheerios at wil... Read More

Sleep Like a Baby You know what we miss most about being a child? It's not the freedom from responsibility. It's not the ability to bounce back from nearly any physical injury without hurting the next day. Nope. It's the naptime and cookies... Read More

Third Time's the Charm If your little guy or girl cannot wait to catch Tony Stark in his newest adventure, we can't say that we really blame them. It has been over one whole year since we have seen Tony Stark in action. Plus, Iron Man is su... Read More