ThinkGeek Baby Owner's Games and Activities Book
Baby says, "RTFM, genetic donor!" There's a great irony in us having this book, or any owner's manual, for that matter. As a card-carrying geek, when was the last time you RTFM before operating your shiny new device? Yeah, we thought so. We... have a policy of "mess with first, consult manual when it breaks and we can't figure it out." Perhaps this is an acceptable policy for say, a television or a stand mixer, but it's definitely not kosher for the raising of a human infant. The Baby's Owner's Manual has taught over 150,000 users how to operate a newborn and/or infant human. Now it's time to bring your baby's performance to the next level with the Baby Owner's Games and Activities Book. Ready for a smarter, stronger, faster, cleaner, and more creative baby? Yeah, you know you are. If your wee geek is going to excel in the job market of tomorrow, it's best you start training ASAP! These 75 games designed for babies ages 0-36 months will test your baby's audio/visual apparatus, maximize coordination, strengthen motor skills, and more. There are even schematics! You know it's a good book when there are schematics. Read More
My First DandD Dice Every DandD player parent dreams of the day when their youngsters pick up their glittering polyhedrals for the first time. Sometimes, however, those dreams are nightmares as those little dice are certainly choking hazard... Read More
Galactic, huggable friends in sizes from 4" to 24" As dorky as this may sound, we have a soft spot for plush. Plastic or metallic figures are cool, but sometimes, you just need a hug. (And guys, you won't lose your man card for admitting th... Read More
Instant Snow! Just Add Water! This stuff amazes and perplexes us everytime we break it out... Somewhere, in Death Valley, California, Little Johnny asks his mommie, "How does Santa get here, if it never snows?" Her mind races as she tries t... Read More
Rocking it old school! Kids live in a world of imagination and creativity. A bed might be a pirate ship, a stagecoach, or a train. They could be a princess, a lawyer, a construction worker, a police officer, doctor or fisherman. Or? they co... Read More
Dashy ears! Rainbow Dash: So now that you know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one! Fluttershy: [inhale] ...yay. Rainbow Dash: Ugh... You're gonna cheer for me like that? [Rainbow Dash opens her wings] Louder. Fluttershy: Yay. Rain... Read More
Let your heart warm your hands Being cold isn't fun. Vampires know this. That's one of the reasons they drink blood - to keep warm. Well, to celebrate the joys of being a vampire and to help keep your hands warm this winter, we bring you th... Read More
The word of the day is: Anthropomorphize! We do it every day, though mostly without thinking about it - we get angry at the stapler that mangled our presentation, or the phone when it can't get a signal. We say we "love this coffee mug," an... Read More
DOMO! Little bunny Domo Hopping through your basket Scooping up the chocolates And shoving them in his mouth... There are plenty of products that come with the usual warnings. Not for children under three. Don't put this in your mouth. Magn... Read More
Keep calm and gestate on There's nothing like the mix of uncontrollable excitement and sheer terror that comes with expecting your very first baby. Will you be an awesome parent? (Yes.) Will your baby come out with 10 fingers and 10 toes? (... Read More
To Stand In Youth By That Starry (bit)Stream... One of ThinkGeek's favorite newbies is a little fella named Jack. Jack likes to say 'la la la' quite frequently (at only 2 months of age). We, as geeks, fully understand that Jack (aka, newbie... Read More
Defeat Loki and his forces with the super fast Quinjet! Loki is up to no good and is planning to destroy the earth! As he flies into battle on board his chariot, help the Avenger's defeat their nemesis using the supersonic Quinjet! Fire the... Read More
My First DandD Dice Every DandD player parent dreams of the day when their youngsters pick up their glittering polyhedrals for the first time. Sometimes, however, those dreams are nightmares as those little dice are certainly choking hazard... Read More
Galactic, huggable friends in sizes from 4" to 24" As dorky as this may sound, we have a soft spot for plush. Plastic or metallic figures are cool, but sometimes, you just need a hug. (And guys, you won't lose your man card for admitting th... Read More
Instant Snow! Just Add Water! This stuff amazes and perplexes us everytime we break it out... Somewhere, in Death Valley, California, Little Johnny asks his mommie, "How does Santa get here, if it never snows?" Her mind races as she tries t... Read More
Rocking it old school! Kids live in a world of imagination and creativity. A bed might be a pirate ship, a stagecoach, or a train. They could be a princess, a lawyer, a construction worker, a police officer, doctor or fisherman. Or? they co... Read More
Dashy ears! Rainbow Dash: So now that you know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one! Fluttershy: [inhale] ...yay. Rainbow Dash: Ugh... You're gonna cheer for me like that? [Rainbow Dash opens her wings] Louder. Fluttershy: Yay. Rain... Read More
Let your heart warm your hands Being cold isn't fun. Vampires know this. That's one of the reasons they drink blood - to keep warm. Well, to celebrate the joys of being a vampire and to help keep your hands warm this winter, we bring you th... Read More
The word of the day is: Anthropomorphize! We do it every day, though mostly without thinking about it - we get angry at the stapler that mangled our presentation, or the phone when it can't get a signal. We say we "love this coffee mug," an... Read More
DOMO! Little bunny Domo Hopping through your basket Scooping up the chocolates And shoving them in his mouth... There are plenty of products that come with the usual warnings. Not for children under three. Don't put this in your mouth. Magn... Read More
Keep calm and gestate on There's nothing like the mix of uncontrollable excitement and sheer terror that comes with expecting your very first baby. Will you be an awesome parent? (Yes.) Will your baby come out with 10 fingers and 10 toes? (... Read More
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