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Squishable
$158.99 at Serious Plush

This Squishable Dragon is big. Really really big. So big that it's taken a team of really adorable mad scientists and a lot of cof...fee and cupcakes to figure out how to make one even bigger. But after many a late night and empty cupcake wrapper, we have achieved success! Voila! The very first Massive Squishable - a Massive Squishable Dragon big enough to ride to the grocery store, rescue a knight in distress, or change the gravitational pull of your bedroom. You don't cuddle with a Massive Squishable Dragon, the Massive Squishable Dragon cuddles with you! Read More

Squishable
$158.99 at Serious Plush

Hey Massive Squishable, you put the giant in Giant Panda! You put the bear in bear hug! You put the nom in astroNOMical! What I'm ...trying to say is, the only thing that could maybe make a Squishable Panda better is more Squishable Panda. Who could possibly resist a Panda big enough to ride through a drive-through window?! Very few folks! Not me, that's for sure. Panda!!! Read More

Squishable
$38.99 at Serious Plush

Goodness, are Owls scary. Fearsome terrors of the night, they strike with vicious precision at all things squeaky and crunchy in a... wave of silent death...I'm not convincing anyone, am I? All right, fact is, yes, Owls are extremely efficient hunters, but who cares when they're so gosh darn cute! Who wouldn't gladly sacrifice the occasional mouse for those huge eyes, those fluffy feathers, that permanently surprised expression that asks, Who, me? What mouse? It was like that when I got here. Incidentally, pass the ketchup. Read More

Squishable
$37.99 at Serious Plush

Behold the power of the kitten! Truly there is no stronger, more cuddly force on the planet than this! For them we build complicat...ed file-sharing systems so we can get a daily fix of kitty videos! For them we cart around large bags of food (to go in one end) and litter (for when it comes out the other!) For them we make weird baby noises that make no sense! We bow before our adorable, cuddly overlords! Then we rub their tummy. Read More

Squishable
$38.99 at Serious Plush

Psychology 101 says that humans deal with scary situations by making jokes. It's true! Say you were a proto-mammal out in the prim...eval savanna, and you saw a giant Tyrannosaurus Rex thundering towards you. Would you stay rooted to the spot in terror, or would you say, What a silly looking creature...let's make fun of him from that tiny, safe cave over there!. If you said the latter, congratulations! You survived to reproduce and your many descendants continue to make fun of terrifying bipedal carnivores to this day. This particular T-Rex is adorable and fuzzy and wants only to cuddle and maybe nibble on your nose. Best part? He was designed in conjunction with Ryan North of Dinosaur Comics! Read his comic! It's good! Read More

Squishable
$38.99 at Serious Plush

An adult male Fox is a 'Reynard', a female is a 'Vixen', and a group of Foxes is called a 'skulk', an 'Earth', or a 'troop' of Fox...es. All this just goes to show that people who make up labels are idiots, since none of these words even come close to the truth. A Fox is awesome. A male Fox is awesome, a female Fox is awesome, and a group of Foxes is just about the most awesome thing that could ever happen. No, Foxes are so cute, I need a new label just to describe them. From now on, Foxes are Awesomegreateriffic. Read More

Squishable
$41.99 at Serious Plush

Chilis and garlic are such a gauche method of making sure you have a row to yourself on the bus. Next time, why not just try breat...hing fire at the potential seat-mate? Yes indeed, barbecuing should always be a first weapon of choice when dealing with unwanted intruders, and for that purpose allow us to suggest a dragon! Hidden within his fuzzy cuddliness is a mass of adorable territorial aggression! Protect your lawn from overenthusiastic puppies, your treehouse from bloodthirsty pirates, or your bed from unwanted exes. This is a multi-purpose flamethrower with extra cuddly hug attachment included. Flame-thrower use not advised in tree-houses. Read More

Squishable
$47.99 at Serious Plush

Hey there! You need a hug! We have hugs! Let's work something out! This fuzzy guy was created for comic artist extraordinaire Andr...ew Bell of Creatures in My Head as a Designer Squishy. No kidding! He says: Each Worrible is genetically engineered to be in tune with human anxiety, fear and doubt. Grab one, give it a squeeze (5 seconds or more) and your problems will be absorbed into to the Worrible's own body and subsequently converted into a calming excretion. Repeat whenever overwhelmed. Do not expose Worrible to tequila. How can you argue with that?! I know I can't! Read More

Squishable
$38.99 at Serious Plush

Manatees are so much more than cuddly, sentient potatoes! They're intelligent! They have great long-term memory! They can learn si...gn language! They're...really really cute! Yes, no matter how intellectual the Manatee, no one can deny how gosh darn adorable they are. Figuring out how to make a Snake Squishable is gonna take some thought, but a Squishable Cow of the Sea? Well it pretty much just designs itself! Never before was a creature so optimized for snuggles, something that can be claimed by very few sentient potatoes. Read More

Squishable
$41.99 at Serious Plush

Oh little raccoon, you are just so gosh darned cute and awesome. I want to write something witty here, but every time I go to look... at your picture for inspiration I just end up squealing in giggles. I meant to look up the Wikipedia page for raccoons five minutes ago for some fun facts. Still haven't done it. Picture too freakishly cute. Must...look...away... Read More

Squishable
$41.99 at Serious Plush

Unicorns have the power to heal the sick, make polluted water drinkable again, and all kindsa other do-gooder stuff! Which begs th...e question, is he a Unicorn or a nonprofit organization? Well, this Squishable Unicorn is willing to give all that a go, but he does it for the hugs! Stay healthy! Cuddle a unicorn! Read More

Squishable
$41.99 at Serious Plush

Why is the plural of Moose “Moose” and not “Meese,” “Moosies” or even “Moosii”? That’s easy: they make a big eno...ugh impression all by themselves! It doesn’t take a whole herd of Moose to turn heads, just one will do it! Imagine him eating cupcakes in the food court! Picture him sitting at a table by the potted plants, gazing cross-eyed at the frosting on his schnoz! See him comparing his latest purchases by the pretzel stand! Notice that circle of curious onlookers? They tried to ignore the Moose but they just weren’t able. Indeed, from the top of his velvety antlers to his glorious hooves, even just one Moose is the toast of the tundra (or the mall)! Read More

Squishable
$41.95 at Serious Plush

So remember that time you wanted to impress the ladies and gents down at the club, so you put on your most expensive shoes, your c...utest little outfit and your bling-iest jewelry? And then just before you left you stuck a huge pile of 8-foot psychedelic feathers to your rear? OH WAIT, THAT WAS ME! Yes, I find the best way to make sure I have everyone's attention is feathers so long you can't tell if they're a tail or a train! Feathers so bright it actually makes sense to wear sunglasses indoors! Feathers so big, you KNOW that they're going to listen when I yell Play Freebird! And after a long night of strutting on the dance floor, I can return home to cuddle up in bed knowing that no way will anyone ever forget I was there. Especially not the ones who tripped on my plumage. Read More

Squishable
$38.95 at Serious Plush

What's more majestic than a Snowy Owl? Nothing! There is only one bird regal enough to be the official avian of Quebec! One bird... proud enough to be the Lakota Indian symbol of bravery! One bird fluffy enough to deliver mail to a boy wizard! And the best way to show proper deference to this king of owls is most certainly to recreate him as a huge, fluffy sphere! His dimensions are as majestic as his counsel is wise! Instead of calling for taxation, he calls for hugs! Instead of wielding a scepter, he wields the remote! Instead of the skulls of his enemies, he requires only a hamburger, extra rare. Long live the Snowy Owl! Read More

Squishable
$41.99 at Serious Plush

Have you ever seen such a huggable Prince of Darkness? You don't have to barter your soul to deal with this devil, just a few hugs... and your friendship [forever] will be enough! Sure, you can eat another cookie! You'll have time to finish that project tomorrow. No, of course you don't have enough Squishables yet! Deville always has the best ideas! Pick him up and listen closely; no matter which shoulder your Deville sits on, things are bound to be better... or more better! Deville is a designer squishy created with comic artist extraordinaire, Andrew Bell of Creatures in My Head! Read More

Squishable
$41.95 at Serious Plush

Day 87 of the Himalayan Expedition: What a day! On the one hand, I'm all out of salt beef, the mountain pass is blocked by snow a...nd my sherpa has left me to attend his high school reunion. On the other hand, I met the best mythical creature! Just after daybreak I followed some size-30 footprints into a cave, where I was enticed by the smell of a freshly-baked pumpkin pie! Much to my surprise, the pastry chef was a towering, fuzzy, snow-covered Yeti! He had plenty of pie to share, and it sure as heck beat salt beef! We spent the afternoon chowing down, playing Minecraft, and watching Nepalese game shows. Now I don't know what I want more: my own DVD of Who Wants to Own Lots of Yaks? or my very own Snow-beast to snuggle with once I return home! I think I'll take the Yeti! The really good news is that I am almost positive that this good-natured, baking expert, arctic bigfoot is real and not at all a sub-zero temperature induced hallucination. If you can hug it, then it's real... Right? Read More

Squishable
$38.95 at Serious Plush

I came across a Walrus at the beach the other day, He motioned to come over, and he said, Know what I say? I don't concern mysel...f with fashion, or looking sleek and svelte, I've lived just as I wanted to and never worn a belt. And when I want some mollusks, I go out for a dive, But I've never packed a briefcase and endured the nine to five! There's not much better than to try the Walrus way of life, Swim nice and slow, enjoy the shellfish, keep away from strife. And if you choose to take the fast lane, it's your choice to do, But make sure that a roly-poly, soft and cuddly Walrus waits for you! Read More

Squishable
$38.99 at Serious Plush

What's the best accessory for living somewhere frosty? Is it high-tech insulated snow boots? Is it a hot chocolate-dispensing hat?... Take a tip from the fashionable Arctic Fox: his best anti-chill gear is himself! Indeed! Our fuzzy Northern buddy has furry feet (oh those cute little feet!) and a fluffy tail (oh that big poofy tail!) to keep his little nose warm when curled up in a ball. He's one well-appointed, warm-blooded package of fur and awesome, and your chilly-weather accessory of choice! Revel in his toasty softness and leave all that bulky snowgear behind! Okay, let's be honest, none of us will stop you from bringing a Hot Chocolate-dispensing hat. Read More

Squishable
$41.99 at Serious Plush

Thar be Dragons. Does this phrase evoke the adventurous, plundering explorers of yore? Or is it just a sign that the map you're us...ing to find the muffin shop is really really out of date? Many an innocent Dragon found itself placed on a map due to a lazy cartographer who can't be bothered to see what's really on the other side of that mountain. Take a stand! Dragons are so much more than a sign of dangerously incomplete mapmaking! For example, if that thar be Dragon is a Fire Dragon, you can bet that thar's probably also a volcano, a couple of rivers of molten lava, and of course, s'mores! Yet this same ferocious fire-breather will also conscientiously turn down the flames when it's time for a cuddle! He packs enough burnination to flame-broil everything from marshmallows to marauding Visigoths. But mostly marshmallows! Read More

Squishable
$19.99 at Ebeanstalk

Hello there, Mini Squishable Penguin! My, do you look dapper today! What's the occasion? What's that? Why yes, a plan to cuddle on... the couch and watch a seven-DVD set of Happy Feet is an event worthy of such a snappy tux! Even if it's a much smaller tux than the one worn by the full-size Squishable Penguin! It's nice to know that there are still some flightless birds out there who understand how to keep it classy! SIZE: 7 inches of black and white penguin-ness. Read More

Squishable
$19.99 at Ebeanstalk

A metaphysical conundrum: Is a Giant Panda still giant when it is, in fact, a Mini Panda? Yes! Yes it is! Giant is a state of mind..., not a measure of size! His cuteness is enormous! His adorability is huge! His awesomeness is the size of TEXAS! Truly, although in stature he is not as big as his Squishable Panda cousin he makes up for it in pure bite-sized fluffy Panda sweetness! Woogywoogywoogy! SIZE: 7 squishy inches of tiny monochrome beastie, polyester fiber Read More

Squishable
$19.99 at Ebeanstalk

Who? Who? Uh, that'an owl, silly. Great for bedtime, and of course, teaching your kids about all the wonderful animals there are i...n the world. Super soft, super cute, and a guaranteed winner of a stuffed animal. SIZE: 7 inches of fuzzy, loveable owl. Read More

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