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$152.95 at Serious Plush

This classic style Winnie The Pooh has thick, luxurious fur and is squishably huggable. Follow everyones favorite Honey Bear on hi...s next adventure in the Hundred Acre Wood with your very own cuddly Pooh by your side. Surface wash only. Read More

Douglas Toy Company
$143.95 at Serious Plush

Douglas Toys has been producing cuddly plush creatures for over 50 years and their furry friends are loved by children and adults ...of all ages! Give one a hug, or seven, and see if you dont notice the soft fur, adorable details, and total huggability that makes Douglas plush toys a furry favorite. All Douglas plush products are regularly tested by experienced third party testing agencies to conform with the Federal Hazardous Substances Act and the ASTM F 9603-07 Voluntary Toy Safety Standards Read More

Douglas Toy Company
$134.99 at Serious Plush

These Jungle and Wildlife plush stuffed animals of the Douglas Cuddle Toys go beyond the average teddy bear. The distinctive expre...ssions and gestures speak of the quality and value of these soft and cuddly animals. Lord Titan the Lion is amazingly realistic in detail. This plush jungle creature sits 30? long. Use as a display item, decorative accessory or in a collection. Machine washable, 18 months and up. All Douglas stuffed animals and infant plush products are regularly tested by experienced third party testing agencies to confirm with the Federal Hazardous Substances Act and the ASTM F 9603-07 Voluntary Toy Safety Standards. Read More

Douglas Toy Company
$107.99 at Serious Plush

Have some cool fun with the Cold Weather Plush from the workshop of the Douglas Cuddle Toys. Cuddly and beautiful their expression...s speak of a quality plush. Orville the Large Emperor Penguin is 33? tall. He is a lot of fun! Surface washable, ages 18 month and up. All Douglas stuffed animals and infant plush products are regularly tested by experienced third party testing agencies to confirm with the Federal Hazardous Substances Act and the ASTM F 9603-07 Voluntary Toy Safety Standards. Read More

Squishable
$158.99 at Serious Plush

Hey Massive Squishable, you put the "giant" in Giant Panda! You put the "bear" in bear hug! You put the "nom" in astroNOMical! Wha...t Im trying to say is, the only thing that could maybe make a Squishable Panda better is more Squishable Panda. Who could possibly resist a Panda big enough to ride through a drive-through window?! Very few folks! Not me, thats for sure. Panda!!! Read More

Uglydoll
$6.95 at Serious Plush

Ugly Charlie and his little brother Jrizzy are always putting on a show. Ugly Charlie likes to take center stage anytime he can. E...specially if someone is watching. If you really want to get on his good side, clap when you think his routine has come to an end. Uh, but most of his routines are never ending, so maybe bring some popcorn or something. This could take a while. Good luck. Surface washable. Read More

Uglydoll
$6.95 at Serious Plush

You love Handsome Panther. Thats not a question. You love Handsome Panther; yes, you do! Handsome Panther is unavoidably lovable. ...Mostly because of his unflinching insistence, but it doesnt hurt that he is the most handsome one-eyed, purple Panther in all the Uglyverse. ... it also doesnt hurt that he is the only one-eyed, purple Panther in all the the Uglyverse. Regardless, you love him. Its a fact. Check wikipedia. Surface washable Read More

Uglydoll
$6.95 at Serious Plush

Mover goes. Man, I mean this fella simply doesnt stop! You know how some folks kinda sit around and need to be told what to do? We...ll, Mover is the complete opposite. He sits around, having done everything by the time you woke up. Clean his room? Done. Make his bed? Dont have one. Take out the trash? Sad to see it go! As you can see, Mover really needs you. Please help him slow down to smell the flowers, without picking them. Surface washable. Read More

Uglydoll
$6.95 at Serious Plush

Gassy is... appropriately named, lets put it that way. Those Xs in his eyes arent from a careless game of tic-tac-toe! Clip Gassy ...onto your belt, bag, bassoon case and always have someone to blame any odd smells on... and dont be surprised by a few "mystery odors". Surface washable Read More

Uglydoll
$5.36 $5.95 at Serious Plush

Babo will protect you. Having a bad day? Someone giving you a hard time? Babo?s got your back. What Babo lacks in mind power, he m...akes up for in love. He?s everbody?s best friend. He will stick with you to the end and when something scary happens, he will send you a nice greeting card from wherever it is he runs away to. A very curious, mischievous creature, Babo may need some guidance and parenting, so make sure to bring him with you to as many places as possible. Leaving him at home is fine, but please put all cookies and money on the highest shelf. Not because Babo would steal them. No, definitely not... But sneaky elves or trespassing garden gnomes might... Okay, okay itll be Babo. What can we say, Babo likes cookies and money buys more cookies. Hand washable. Regular Price: Read More

Uglydoll
$5.36 $5.95 at Serious Plush

Wedgehead has his eye on you... And he likes what he sees! Finally, someone who understands him! He is very handsome too... cant y...ou tell? What do you mean he looks pitiful? Look at that charismatic posture! Wedgehead understands you too. He sees things the way you see them... OK, so he has to stand on his head to do so, but still! He understands exactly what you mean. Wedgehead and his best buddy OX are on a mission to prove that humans really do exist, and he would like you to help them on their quest. ...The proof can be found in the snacks; have any? Regular Price: Read More

Uglydoll
$5.36 $5.95 at Serious Plush

Ok, you know what? Chuckanucka. Thats what. Chuckanucka worries about pretty much everything under the sun: "What if the phone rin...gs when I go out?" "What if the mail man tries to deliver my Deluxe Ugly Earmuffs when Im in the bathroom?" "Hey, I dont remember leaving the closet door open just a crack like that!" "What if I cant ever stop thinking about my name over and over?" Chuckanucka has a pretty strange way of looking at life. Sometimes he wonders if this is all just a hologram, and on other days he wonders whats going to happen if they stop making CD players... "How will I play my favorite CDs??? I have over nine of them!!!" Poor Chuckanucka. Lucky Chuckanucka. Hand washable. Regular Price: Read More

Uglydoll
$6.95 at Serious Plush

Why does everybody think its OK to bother poor old Cozy Monster with their troubles and crazy questions about the meaning of life?... Thats what Cozy Monster would like to know. Is there an "I was born to answer all your questions" sign on his forehead? Does he even have a forehead? Cozy Monster would love to have some answers himself! Who invented quizzes?! Who came up with taxes?! Why is it that the better the taste, the worse for you it is?! And vice versa. Perhaps you have the answer? If not, you and Cozy will get along just fine. Clueless curiosity connects cozy creatures. GUND is known worldwide for its top quality, soft and huggable plush designs and gift products. Award-winning GUND products appeal to all ages and are perfect for both play and collecting. Read More

Uglydoll
$6.95 at Serious Plush

Look, OK, so lets just say Ket is smart in other ways. For example, while most of us put "4" as our answer when faced with "2+2"... on a math test, Ket draws little UFOs in the answer column. I mean, who are we to argue with that? Are there UFOs? Kets reply is always:"Do the math!" How do you know for sure that Ket is no dummy? Just look at his choice in friends! Yes, you. Ket would like to hang out with you and talk about whatever is on your mind, as long as that means UFOs. Or fudge. And especially if that means fudgey UFOs (or UFFOs - Unidentified Flying Fudge Objects... obviously) and no math questions. Aint that the dream. GUND is known worldwide for its top quality, soft and huggable plush designs and gift products. Award-winning GUND products appeal to all ages and are perfect for both play and collecting. Read More

Uglydoll
$6.95 at Serious Plush

Dave Darinko is a natural born leader. Hes the one you want on your side when youre about to face the music. And when you do face ...the music, hes the guy who knows where the volume knob is. Does that make sense? Anyway, Dave gives you the thumbs up. He knows that you know he knows you know. Ya know? GUND is known worldwide for its top quality, soft and huggable plush designs and gift products. Award-winning GUND products appeal to all ages and are perfect for both play and collecting. Read More

Uglydoll
$6.95 at Serious Plush

Suddy is a very busy girl with a lot going on. Shes got no time for slow pokes and doesnt want to wait around for laggards. If you... want to keep up with her, youll have to live life in the fast lane. That means waking up in the morning and going, going, going until you have lived your life to the fullest! But what does that mean? It means she loves you and also candy. GUND is known worldwide for its top quality, soft and huggable plush designs and gift products. Award-winning GUND products appeal to all ages and are perfect for both play and collecting. Read More

Uglydoll
$6.95 at Serious Plush

Groody is a pretty relaxed, easy going, energetic, stressed out, moody broody mess! "AAAAHHHH! Did I just close that door? It was ...a ghost! Did I close the garage door? Did I send that e-mail to the wrong person!!??" You get the picture, which is exactly why Groody has chosen you to be his pal. If you are willing to help him on his quest for inner peace he will help you on your quest for whatever dealio you got going. His first, though. GUND is known worldwide for its top quality, soft and huggable plush designs and gift products. Award-winning GUND products appeal to all ages and are perfect for both play and collecting. Read More

Uglydoll
$6.95 at Serious Plush

No way. No, not going. Forget it! Are you joking? Remember the part about me saying OK? Well that part has changed to the other an...swer. Wait. Oh, I get to go with YOU? Ok but then I gotta be me, if I am going to roll with you. Just you be you and we will be cool like that. Yes way. GUND is known worldwide for its top quality, soft and huggable plush designs and gift products. Award-winning GUND products appeal to all ages and are perfect for both play and collecting. Read More

Uglydoll
$5.36 $5.95 at Serious Plush

You may look at Winkolina and say "There goes a really plain, regular, everyday looking Ugly." But on the inside, Winkolina is an ...adventure waiting to happen. Which is funny because she sees that in you too! Winkolina thinks you have nothing but action and adventure locked away, way deep down! Is she right? Are you ready to show the world what youve really got going on in there? Winkolina has 6 cookies, an apple, and 11 tacos in there. What about you? Regular Price: Read More

Uglydoll
$5.36 $5.95 at Serious Plush

Uglydog likes to help. He helps Jeero operate the rope tow and helps OX help himself to different types of snack foods. He thinks ...you could use some help. Isnt that sweet? Bowow? Uglydog is the ultimate pet too. He wont fetch the paper for you, but hell make your day feel like a front-page story! Uglydog doesnt really like to sit or fetch or roll over and all that stuff. Beg? No thanks. What he really likes to do is stand on his tail and live out his big dream?to be just like you!!! Except for the waking up early part. Regular Price: Read More

Uglydoll
$6.95 at Serious Plush

Basheeshee has always grown up in the shadow of his big brother Big Toe. Mostly because Big Toe is HUGE! Well, Basheeshee is huge ...too, not in size or muscle mass, like his also blue bro, but in his capacity for love, caring, understanding, and letting his ears down to rock it out, baby! Thats correct! Math is his favorite art class. Add that up, honey! Shazam. Surface washable. Read More

Uglydoll
$5.36 $5.95 at Serious Plush

Wage is a hard worker, just like you! He works at the local Super Mart and wears his apron to serve his customers best. Does Super... Mart know that Wage works there? Nope. But Wage doesnt mind. He likes to put things in bags, especially snacks. Wage is best friends with Babo, but there is always room for one more (you). The two of them can often be found on the sidewalk trying to make friends with fire hydrants, phone booths, and other lonely creatures. Wage hates for anyone to be lonely! Whats with that look? Is Wage happy? Sure he is! He smiles on the inside. The next time you go grocery shopping remember to take Wage along on your adventures. Regular Price: Read More

Uglydoll
$5.36 $5.95 at Serious Plush

Turny Burny are best friends, and big time trouble makers. Although, they insist its all just a misunderstanding, and that the tro...uble making is all being done be their doppelgangers from an alternate dimension. Do you ever get Deja Vu? Well, Turny and Burny insist that everytime you feel Deja Vu, there is a dimensional portal opening up somewhere. See, so those missing cakes and pies went trough a portal, and these guys had nothing to do with it! Are you ready to take sides? Both? Regular Price: Read More

Zoobie Pets
$34.95 at Serious Plush

Zoobie pets are a plush toy, a soft pillow and a comfy blanket all in one! Zoobie pets are incredibly simple to use. Unlatch the v...elcro to transform the animals into cuddly pillows. Simply unzip the zipper located at the bottom to expose the inner blanket. Comes with instructional tag that illustrates how to properly fold up the blankets. The large, super-soft coral fleece (100% polyester) blanket inside measures 44"x34". Blanket is machine washable, plush toy should be spot cleaned or machine washable with a laundry bag designed for delicates. Recommended for ages 3+ but safety tested for all ages. Read More

Zoobie Pets
$34.95 at Serious Plush

Zoobie pets are a plush toy, a soft pillow and a comfy blanket all in one! Zoobie pets are incredibly simple to use. Unlatch the v...elcro to transform the animals into cuddly pillows. Simply unzip the zipper located at the bottom to expose the inner blanket. Comes with instructional tag that illustrates how to properly fold up the blankets. The large, super-soft coral fleece (100% polyester) blanket inside measures 44"x34". Blanket is machine washable, plush toy should be spot cleaned or machine washable with a laundry bag designed for delicates. Recommended for ages 3+ but safety tested for all ages. Read More

Wild Republic
$59.95 at Serious Plush

Every winter, Black Bears all over go into a deep, hibernating sleep. Understandably so, especially in cold weather winter climate...s. Sleeping the cold away all burrowed under warm covers is pretty much ideal on any winter day. Now you can have your own hibernating Bear to nap with. From his felt claws to his nose and tail, everything this soft and fuzzy. At nearly 30", this plush bear can almost double as a body pillow. Surface washable. Recommended for 3+ years. Wild Republic works closely with many foundations to provide housing and education for disadvantaged children, as well as protection for abandoned animals throughout the world. Proceeds from their sales go to help support these organizations. Read More

Zoobie Pets
$34.95 at Serious Plush

When the average horse, bear, or cuddly kitten isnt enough, Zoobie Pets brings you Gamba the Gazelle. Not an animal too often feat...ured in huggable plush, Zoobies continues with their quality design and presents one of the cuddliest Gazelles youll ever find, AND Gamba is also a pillow with a blanket inside! Zoobie pets are a plush toy, a soft pillow and a comfy blanket all in one! Zoobie pets are incredibly simple to use. Unlatch the velcro to transform the animals into cuddly pillows. Simply unzip the zipper located at the bottom to expose the inner blanket. Comes with instructional tag that illustrates how to properly fold up the blankets. The large, super-soft coral fleece (100% polyester) blanket inside is 44"x34". Blanket is machine washable, plush toy should be spot cleaned or machine washable with a laundry bag designed for delicates. Recommended for ages 3+ but safety tested for all ages. Read More

Wildlife Artists
$39.95 at Serious Plush

Looking about as lifelike as a stuffed Orangutan could be, this fuzzy jungle friend would love to swing on over to your house! Wha...t dya say? Wildlife Artists believes that putting ?the closest thing to the real thing? into a child?s, or even an adult?s arms will inspire and nurture the respect and action that is needed to save these animals and their precious environments. Read More

Douglas Toy Company
$28.95 at Serious Plush

Douglas Toys has been producing cuddly plush creatures for over 50 years and their furry friends are loved by children and adults ...of all ages! Give one a hug, or seven, and see if you dont notice the soft fur, adorable details, and total huggability that makes Douglas plush toys a furry favorite. All Douglas plush products are regularly tested by experienced third party testing agencies to conform with the Federal Hazardous Substances Act and the ASTM F 9603-07 Voluntary Toy Safety Standards Read More

Douglas Toy Company
$26.95 at Serious Plush

Douglas Toys has been producing cuddly plush creatures for over 50 years and their furry friends are loved by children and adults ...of all ages! Give one a hug, or seven, and see if you dont notice the soft fur, adorable details, and total huggability that makes Douglas plush toys a furry favorite. All Douglas plush products are regularly tested by experienced third party testing agencies to conform with the Federal Hazardous Substances Act and the ASTM F 9603-07 Voluntary Toy Safety Standards Read More

Douglas Toy Company
$54.95 at Serious Plush

This adorably bulbous Whale loves Whales so much that she had them printed all over herself in bright colors with happy smiles! Hu...g her and see if you dont smile too! Product is a single plush whale, not a Mother and Baby; Mame Whale can be had in large or miniature. Read More

Douglas Toy Company
$40.49 at Serious Plush

Get back in the Saddle with the Large Floppy Plush Horses from the workshop of Douglas Cuddle Toys. Cuddly and beautiful their det...ails speak of a quality plush. Natches the Indian Paint Horse is made of a soft kohair and is 27? long and has a floppy body. This horse has a reclining body style making it useful as a giant soft pillow. Surface is washable and it is for 18 months and up. All Douglas stuffed animals and infant plush products are regularly tested by experienced third party testing agencies to confirm with the Federal Hazardous Substances Act and the ASTM F 9603-07 Voluntary Toy Safety Standards. Read More

Douglas Toy Company
$34.95 at Serious Plush

Douglas Toys has been producing cuddly plush creatures for over 50 years and their furry friends are loved by children and adults ...of all ages! Give one a hug, or seven, and see if you dont notice the soft fur, adorable details, and total huggability that makes Douglas plush toys a furry favorite. All Douglas plush products are regularly tested by experienced third party testing agencies to conform with the Federal Hazardous Substances Act and the ASTM F 9603-07 Voluntary Toy Safety Standards Read More

Douglas Toy Company
$33.29 at Serious Plush

Have some cool fun with the Cold Weather Plush from the workshop of the Douglas Cuddle Toys. Cuddly and beautiful their expression...s speak of a quality plush. Calvin the Medium Emperor Penguin is 18? tall. Calvin Kool! Surface washable, ages 18 month and up. All Douglas stuffed animals and infant plush products are regularly tested by experienced third party testing agencies to confirm with the Federal Hazardous Substances Act and the ASTM F 9603-07 Voluntary Toy Safety Standards. Read More

Douglas Toy Company
$35.99 at Serious Plush

With her ears perked up and head tilted to the side, Dixie wonders why no one is combing her beautiful, silky hair. You can tell t...his Sheltie is high maintenance - but shes worth it! For over 50 years, Douglas Toys has created soft and cuddly plush toys that are loved by children of all ages. Surface washable. Read More

Douglas Toy Company
$40.49 at Serious Plush

Zoe loves to stretch her chocolate-brown legs all over the hay in her stable. She likes to use the fluffed-up hay as a cozy pillow... for her nap. For over 50 years, Douglas Toys has created soft and cuddly plush toys that are loved by children of all ages. Surface washable. Read More

Douglas Toy Company
$39.59 at Serious Plush

Looking extra plush and cozy soft, Theodore is always a favorite among kids and adults. Its hard to resist someone so darn huggabl...e! Douglas Toys has been producing cuddly plush creatures for over 50 years and their furry friends are loved by children and adults of all ages! Give one a hug, or seven, and see if you dont notice the soft fur, adorable details, and total huggability that makes Douglas plush toys a furry favorite. All Douglas plush products are regularly tested by experienced third party testing agencies to conform with the Federal Hazardous Substances Act and the ASTM F 9603-07 Voluntary Toy Safety Standards Read More

Douglas Toy Company
$26.95 at Serious Plush

Douglas Toys has been producing cuddly plush creatures for over 50 years and their furry friends are loved by children and adults ...of all ages! Give one a hug, or seven, and see if you dont notice the soft fur, adorable details, and total huggability that makes Douglas plush toys a furry favorite. All Douglas plush products are regularly tested by experienced third party testing agencies to conform with the Federal Hazardous Substances Act and the ASTM F 9603-07 Voluntary Toy Safety Standards Read More

Zoobie Pets
$34.95 at Serious Plush

Zoobie pets are a plush toy, a soft pillow and a comfy blanket all in one! Zoobie pets are incredibly simple to use. Unlatch the v...elcro to transform the animals into cuddly pillows. Simply unzip the zipper located at the bottom to expose the inner blanket. Comes with instructional tag that illustrates how to properly fold up the blankets. The large, super-soft coral fleece (100% polyester) blanket inside is 44"x34". Blanket is machine washable, plush toy should be spot cleaned or machine washable with a laundry bag designed for delicates. Recommended for ages 3+ but safety tested for all ages. Read More

Wild Republic
$59.95 at Serious Plush

You will never see a frog this big in the wild... as far as we know. Its guaranteed you wont find a frog this soft and furry in th...e wild though! At 30" long this is a serious plush frog. Surface washable. Recommended for 3+ years. Wild Republic works closely with many foundations to provide housing and education for disadvantaged children, as well as protection for abandoned animals throughout the world. Proceeds from their sales go to help support these organizations. Read More

Douglas Toy Company
$67.49 at Serious Plush

Sage is not the Super Pinto of the famous horse legend. Its true that her fur is ridiculously soft and she has a super personality... but definitely no superpowers. Its easy to make the mistake, they do look very similar after all... Wait, youve never heard of the legend of Super Pinto? Its an epic tail. From muzzle to rump, this super soft plush horse measures 23". Shes also 23" tall from the bottom of her front hoof to the top of her ear! Total length - from muzzle to tip of tail is 36" Surface washable only. Recommended for 2+ years. Read More

Uglydoll
$44.96 $49.95 at Serious Plush

Picksey is an interdimensional being. He can be in many places at the same time. That explains why you saw several Pickseys at the... store you found him in. Pretty neato, huh. Yes well despite his ability, Picksey seems to be stressed out pretty much all the time. What if I?m too early? Too late? What if my other self from another dimension forgets to leave a tip and everyone thinks I?m the stingy one? As you can see, Picksey has a lot on his mind. You may need to help him keep his cool at times.This can usually be achieved through hugs, kisses, and contributions to his chocolate bar fund. Regular Price: Read More

Squishable
$37.99 at Serious Plush

Behold the power of the kitten! Truly there is no stronger, more cuddly force on the planet than this! For them we build complicat...ed file-sharing systems so we can get a daily fix of kitty videos! For them we cart around large bags of food (to go in one end) and litter (for when it comes out the other!) For them we make weird baby noises that make no sense! We bow before our adorable, cuddly overlords! Then we rub their tummy. Read More

Squishable
$38.95 at Serious Plush

I came across a Walrus at the beach the other day, He motioned to come over, and he said, "Know what I say?" "I dont concern mysel...f with fashion, or looking sleek and svelte, Ive lived just as I wanted to and never worn a belt. And when I want some mollusks, I go out for a dive, But Ive never packed a briefcase and endured the nine to five! Theres not much better than to try the Walrus way of life, Swim nice and slow, enjoy the shellfish, keep away from strife. And if you choose to take the fast lane, its your choice to do, But make sure that a roly-poly, soft and cuddly Walrus waits for you!" Read More

Squishable
$41.95 at Serious Plush

So remember that time you wanted to impress the ladies and gents down at the club, so you put on your most expensive shoes, your c...utest little outfit and your bling-iest jewelry? And then just before you left you stuck a huge pile of 8-foot psychedelic feathers to your rear? OH WAIT, THAT WAS ME! Yes, I find the best way to make sure I have everyones attention is feathers so long you cant tell if theyre a tail or a train! Feathers so bright it actually makes sense to wear sunglasses indoors! Feathers so big, you KNOW that theyre going to listen when I yell "Play Freebird!" And after a long night of strutting on the dance floor, I can return home to cuddle up in bed knowing that no way will anyone ever forget I was there. Especially not the ones who tripped on my plumage. Read More

Zoobie Pets
$34.95 at Serious Plush

Zoobie pets are a plush toy, a soft pillow and a comfy blanket all in one! Zoobie pets are incredibly simple to use. Unlatch the v...elcro to transform the animals into cuddly pillows. Simply unzip the zipper located at the bottom to expose the inner blanket. Comes with instructional tag that illustrates how to properly fold up the blankets. The large, super-soft coral fleece (100% polyester) blanket inside is 44"x34". Blanket is machine washable, plush toy should be spot cleaned or machine washable with a laundry bag designed for delicates. Recommended for ages 3+ but safety tested for all ages. Read More

Squishable
$41.95 at Serious Plush

Day 87 of the Himalayan Expedition: What a day! On the one hand, Im all out of salt beef, the mountain pass is blocked by snow and... my sherpa has left me to attend his high school reunion. On the other hand, I met the best mythical creature! Just after daybreak I followed some size-30 footprints into a cave, where I was enticed by the smell of a freshly-baked pumpkin pie! Much to my surprise, the pastry chef was a towering, fuzzy, snow-covered Yeti! He had plenty of pie to share, and it sure as heck beat salt beef! We spent the afternoon chowing down, playing Minecraft, and watching Nepalese game shows. Now I dont know what I want more: my own DVD of Who Wants to Own Lots of Yaks? or my very own Snow-beast to snuggle with once I return home! I think Ill take the Yeti! The really good news is that I am almost positive that this good-natured, baking expert, arctic bigfoot is real and not at all a sub-zero temperature induced hallucination. If you can hug it, then its real... Right? Read More

Squishable
$41.99 at Serious Plush

Chilis and garlic are such a gauche method of making sure you have a row to yourself on the bus. Next time, why not just try breat...hing fire at the potential seat-mate? Yes indeed, barbecuing should always be a first weapon of choice when dealing with unwanted intruders, and for that purpose allow us to suggest a dragon! Hidden within his fuzzy cuddliness is a mass of adorable territorial aggression! Protect your lawn from overenthusiastic puppies, your treehouse from bloodthirsty pirates, or your bed from unwanted exes. This is a multi-purpose flamethrower with extra cuddly hug attachment included. Flame-thrower use not advised in tree-houses. Read More

Squishable
$41.99 at Serious Plush

"Thar be Dragons." Does this phrase evoke the adventurous, plundering explorers of yore? Or is it just a sign that the map youre u...sing to find the muffin shop is really really out of date? Many an innocent Dragon found itself placed on a map due to a lazy cartographer who cant be bothered to see whats really on the other side of that mountain. Take a stand! Dragons are so much more than a sign of dangerously incomplete mapmaking! For example, if that "thar be Dragon" is a Fire Dragon, you can bet that thars probably also a volcano, a couple of rivers of molten lava, and of course, smores! Yet this same ferocious fire-breather will also conscientiously turn down the flames when its time for a cuddle! He packs enough burnination to flame-broil everything from marshmallows to marauding Visigoths. But mostly marshmallows! Read More

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