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Sometimes I just let my children fall asleep in front of the TV. In a culture that idealizes motherhood, it s scary to confess tha...t, in your house, being a mother is beautiful and dirty and joyful and frustrating all at once. Admitting that it s not easy doesn t make you a bad mom; at least, it shouldn t. If I can t survive my daughter as a toddler, how the hell am I going to get through the teenage years? When Jill Smokler was first home with her small children, she thought her blog would be something to keep friends and family updated. To her surprise, she hit a chord in the hearts of mothers everywhere. I end up doing my son s homework. It s wrong, but so much easier. Total strangers were contributing their views on that strange reality called motherhood. As other women shared their stories, Jill realized she wasn t alone in her feelings of exhaustion and imperfection. My eighteen month old still can t say ?Mommy? but used the word ?shit? in perfect context. But she sensed her readers were still holding back, so decided to start an anonymous confessional, a place where real moms could leave their most honest thoughts without fearing condemnation. I pretend to be happy but I cry every night in the shower. The reactions were amazing: some sad, some pee-in-your-pants funny, some brutally honest. But they were real, not a commercial glamorization. I clock out of motherhood at 8 P.M. and hide in the basement with my laptop and a beer. If you re already a fan, lock the bathroom door on your whining kids, run a bubble bath, and settle in. If you ve not encountered Scary Mommy before, break out a glass of champagne as well, because you ll be toasting your initiation into a select club. I know why some animals eat their young. In chapters that cover husbands (The Biggest Baby of Them All) to homework (Didn t I Already Graduate?), Confessions of a Scary Mommy combines all-new essays from Jill with the best of the anonymous confessions. Sometimes I wish my son was still little then I hear kids screaming at the store. As Jill says, ?We like to paint motherhood as picture perfect. A newborn peacefully resting on his mother s chest. A toddler taking tentative first steps into his mother s loving arms. A mother fluffing her daughter s prom dress. These moments are indeed miraculous and joyful; they can also be few and far between.? Of course you adore your kids. Of course you would lay down your life for them. But be honest now: Have you ever wondered what possessed you to sign up for the job of motherhood? STOP! DO NOT OPEN THIS BOOK UNTIL YOU RECITE THESE VOWS! I shall remember that no mother is perfect and my children will thrive because, and sometimes even in spite, of me. I shall not preach to a fellow mother who has not asked my opinion. It s none of my damn business. I shall maintain a sense of humor about all things motherhood. Read More

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The Pajama Diaries: Having It All and No Time to Do It is the second collection of Terri Libenson s popular syndicated comic strip.... It documents the ridiculously hectic days of Jill Kaplan and her family from 2011 to 2012, but with a preteen twist. Like Libenson s first book, Pajama Diaries: Deja To-Do, this contains full-color daily and Sunday strips, and includes a bonus selection, ?The Parents Glossary of Terms.? Multitasking families everywhere will continue to see themselves in this funny, contemporary cartoon. Read More

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