Big Mouth Toys
This giant soccer ball inflates to over six feet tall, and will provide hours of family fun.
Everyone loves an Ice Cream Float on those hot days in the sun! This float inflates to over six feet when fully inflated and won't... melt in the hot weather while you are having fun in the pool. Just please don't try to eat it! Read More
The Toilet Pool Float will look like you are floating around sitting on a toilet seat. Looks like a toilet with tank and handle fo...r a back rest. When inflated the Toilet Float is approximately three feet wide and approximately two feet high. White with black seat, durable vinyl and colorful packaging. Read More
A sturdy bamboo cane over three feet tall designed for that special old guy or gal in your life. Comes with Rear View Miror becaus...e it's important to look where you're going, but at your old age it's important to look where you been. Bulb horn: Once you start descending that hill, you don't want anyone to stop your momentum. (Gift wrapping not available on this item.)(This cane is versatile & comes with stickers so you can change the occassion from Over The Hill theme to; Retirement, Happy 50th, Happy 40th, Happy 60th or even Get Well.) Read More
Finally, take out your frustrations for the economy, healthcare, unemployment with this hilarious 54" tall punching bag. You infla...te him, and fill the durable built in pillow in the base with water or sand. Whack him in the head and he falls over, but he jumps right back up. Read More
The next time you're stuck on the phone, simply play one of the 6 hilarious sound effects on your pocket "Get Off The Phone Excuse... Machine" to quickly end the call! Features: Static, siren, door, baby crying, kock...knock..., chinese food delivery, and car crashing. Read More
Birthday Countdown Timer. How long until your next birthday? With this desktop countdown clock you'll know exactly when to start t...he party. Count down the hours, minutes and seconds with this desktop countdown clock. The clock is 4 inches wide by 2.5 i Read More
Features two 60 Fore-Ever Golf Balls. "60 Fore-Ever" imprint makes the balls easy to distinguish and find in the rough
Great gift for the man in your life who can drive you crazy with his whining and moaning! Wake him up by offering to take his temp...erature with our Over the Hill Rectal Thermometer. This will make him think twice about complaining again! Read More
Great in Hot Tubs, Bathtubs, Shower floors, and The Bed Too!
Miracle Orgasms In A Can<br> Hilarious! Open it and you'll swear you're hearing someone in the throes of pleasure! We dare you to ...open it in the office restroom! Or, put it in your medicine cabinet and wait for that nosy visitor to open it up! Uses 2 AAA batteries, not included. <br>Makes a funny gag gift for fun-loving couples OR singles of all ages! (Racy humor; not intended for children.) Read More
A lazy mans butt itching, nose picking, or ball scratching thingamajig!
Our dazzling Birthday Tiara features a sparkling silver heart-shaped top with the words "Happy Birthday" below. Each Birthday Tiar...a measures 4 1/2" wide x 3 1/4" tall and is made of plastic. Sure to make your princess feel extra special on her birthday. Read More
This Princess Tiara features is the perfect gift for all of the special princesses in your life. Great party favor. Made of silv...er plastic and measures 4 1/2 inches wide x 4 1/2 inches long x 3 inches high and gives the illusion of rhinestones. Read More
It's not easy getting old, but there is no reason why it can't be funny. Use our 40-Year-Old Senior Moment Sign to warn your famil...y, friends and co-workers of impending senior moments with this fun 3" x 5" plastic barricade. Great gag gift for birthday parties! Read More
Feel like you're forgetting something. Your keys, someone's name, birthday, anniversary. Make sure you're covered with this 2-side...d sign that lets everyone know it's just a passing senior moment! Great gag gift for all of the forgetful people in your life. Opens to stand. Measures 3" x 5". Read More
Our dazzling Princess Tiara features a sparkling silver heart-shaped top with the word "Princess" in purple. Each Princess Tiara m...easures 4 1/2" wide x 3 1/4" tall and is made of plastic. Sure to make your princess feel extra special on her birthday, graduation, sweet sixteen, Bat Mitzvah or any other special occasion. Read More
Biohazard--Stay Out tape is the perfect way to mark off seriously dangerous areas, messy spills, smelly dorm rooms, or anywhere el...se you want people to Stay Away! Bright yellow tape with black lettering. Approximately 50' long by 3" wide. Read More