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Make sure your private data and sensitive information doesn't fall into the wrong hands with Shredsors! Nine precision metal blade...s and an easy grip plastic handle make these 7-1/2" (19.1 cm) long scissors a super efficient document destruction device. Perfect for shredding junk mail, bank statements, top secret memos, old credit cards and pictures of your ex. Clamshell blister with illustrated card. Read More

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$10.99 at Amazon

One of the strange things about tattoos is that if you get a tattoo of a flaming eagle on a motorcycle, no one will ask you about ...it. However, the Surprise Tattoos tin contains twenty-six tattoos that are guaranteed to make people sit up and take notice. From monsters to historical figures to a blender, these are the kind of temporary tattoos that look like there's a story behind them. Comes in a 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 3/4" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 1.9 cm) tin. Read More

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$24.99 at Amazon

After years of intensive research and testing we've created what is quite possibly the finest lawn flamingo in history! One 12" (3...0.5 cm) tall plastic body and two 20" (50.8 cm) metal legs included.Illustrated box with plastic carrying handle. Read More

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$8.99 at Amazon

Not all people know this, but mac & cheese is more than just a delicious comfort food. It also has the amazing ability to distract... you from the annoyance, pain and frustration of a minor wound. Slap one of these bandages on your next owie and experience this fantastic phenomenon for yourself. Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal pocket tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE. Read More

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$8.99 at Amazon

Don't leave your wound out there for everyone to see. Quick, cover it up with one of these Underpants Bandages. Each 3-3/4" (9.5 c...m) tall metal pocket tin contains twelve 2-1/2" x 1-1/4" (6.3 cm x 3.2 cm) latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to take your mind off of the excruciating pain. Read More

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$8.99 at Amazon

That's not a scratch, that's Mr. Elbow. Turn any minor injury into a jovial personified body part with these Mustache Bandages. Ea...ch 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal pocket tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to take your mind off of the excruciating pain. Four different styles in each tin. Read More

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$3.00 at Vat19 Curiously Awesome Gifts

Pencil Eraser Hats (set of 4)

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$9.44 at Amazon.com

324 piece puzzle Seattle landmark 6.75" x 27" when assembled, Recommended age group: 10 years and up, Manufacturer: Accoutrements

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$7.61 at Amazon.com

One of the strange things about tattoos is that if you get a tattoo of a flaming eagle on a motorcycle, no one will ask you about ...it. However, the Surprise Tattoos tin contains twenty-six tattoos that are guaranteed to make people sit up and take notice. From monsters to historical figures to a blender, these are the kind of temporary tattoos that look like there's a story behind them. Comes in a 3-1/4 x 2-1/2 x 3/4 (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 1.9 cm) tin. Read More

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$4.26 at Amazon.com

Remember the old days? We didnt have iPhones or BlackBerries. Heck, we didn't even have the internet. We had digital watches and m...an were they awesome. No more figuring out the time by deciphering the hour and minute hands. No more looking at a calendar to figure out the date. But just when we thought that we'd seen it all, they added a calculator and shocked the world. The Cal-Q-Tek 2000 is a tribute to the ultimate old school geek accessory. It doesn't store phone numbers. It doesn't play mp3s. It doesn't even illuminate in the dark. What it does is tell the time and calculate math problems. Plain, simple and blissfully, intentionally outdated. Vinyl strap with plastic casing. Fits most adult wrists. Read More

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$5.56 at Amazon.com

These silicone bands are designed to slip around most cans and bottles so you can tell which drink is yours! More importantly, the...y personify your beverage, turning it into a tiny person. You?ll find yourself apologizing every time you take a sip. Each comes in a pack with four assorted colors. Illustrated box. Read More

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$10.99 at Amazon.com

You know they're controlling everything in the world and you have the evidence to prove it. Well this Illuminati box is the perfec...t place to store it. It's a 7 x 5 x 1-1/2 (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm x 3.8 cm) cardboard box held shut by a magnetic closure. Comes with a free sticker sheet covered with mysterious symbols that explain every conspiracy in the world. Illustrated sleeve. Shrink wrapped. Read More

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$5.99 at Amazon

Every time you eat bacon don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all day long? Well, now you can! Just carry around ...a tube of this Bacon Lip Balm and you can keep your lips moist and meaty around the clock. Warning: Your lips will smell like bacon, but they are not bacon. Do not bite your lips. Read More

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$11.99 at Amazon

The Avenging Narwhal is a narwhal that was teased by penguins and won't take it anymore! Our Avenging Narwhal is 5.5 inches long, ...made of hard vinyl and comes with one detachable tusk to impale the included 1.5 inch penguin. Read More

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$24.99 at Amazon

It's come to this. You're trapped in the middle of nowhere inside a rundown shack surrounded by zombies. Your cell phone doesn't g...et reception and the land lines just emit a constant busy signal. Your only hope for survival is to get to one of the abandoned stores so you can get a battery for the CB radio in the shack and a shotgun to help you survive the trip back. Good luck with that. Includes spooky gameboard, fourteen 2" tall, plastic game pieces, thirty-four cards and three dice. Read More

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$24.99 at Amazon

Join Mr. Bacon in his mouthwatering journey to the frying pan ! On your way you'll navigate through Mustard Marsh, cross the eerie... expanse of the Weiner Wasteland, and sail the Sausage Sea. If you avoid getting stuck in Gristle Grotto and make it past Vegan Alley you might just be the first to make it to the final destination-the frying pan. The first one to make it to the end of the trail first wins ! Good luck on your meaty journey ! For 2-4 players. Ages 8+. Includes game board with spinner, four game pieces with plastic stands, twenty-four game cards. Comes with alternate rules that turn the game into a gluttonous meat feast! Read More

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$8.99 at Amazon

What better to protect your wounds than an author synonymous with the romance of the landed gentry? Each of the fifteen 3" x 1" (7....6 cm x 2.5 cm) plasters, that's UK for bandages, comes in a 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin and has one of 2 images of Jane Austen or one of 7 quotes from her best work. If the image of Jane Austen doesn't distract you from your pain, you also get a FREE temporary tattoo. Latex free adhesive. Read More

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$5.98 at Amazon.com

Protect your minor wounds with the miraculous healing power of a Jesus Bandage. Each 3-3/4 (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fiftee...n 3 x 1 (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to take your mind off of the excruciating pain. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. Read More

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$7.28 at Amazon.com

Band Aids are boring. Heal your wounds with a smoking slab of bacon. Our Bacon Strip Bandages will heal even the most enthusiastic... bacon freaks. Read More

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$7.97 at Amazon.com

Don't leave your wound out there for everyone to see. Quick, cover it up with one of these Underpants Bandages! Each 3-3/4 (9.5 cm...) tall metal pocket tin contains twelve 2-1/2 x 1-1/4 (6.3 cm x 3.2 cm) latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to take your mind off of the excruciating pain. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. Read More

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$7.58 at Amazon.com

Put one of these Crime Scene Bandages on your wound to scare off the germs. Each 3-3/4 (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains twenty-fiv...e 3 x 3/4 (7.6 cm x 1.9 cm) latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. Read More

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$7.79 at Amazon.com

Scare away the pain of minor cuts and scratches with Monster Bandages! Each 3-3/4 (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains twelve 1-3/4 x ...1-1/2 (4.4 cm x 3.8 cm) latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to take your mind off of the excruciating pain. Four different styles in each tin. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. Read More

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$6.18 at Amazon.com

Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage. And if a ...fancy bandage isn?t enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE PRIZE! Each 3-3/4 (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains twenty-five 3 x 3/4 (7.6 cm x 1.9 cm) latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a small prize to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. Read More

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$8.59 at Amazon.com

The comforting, instantly recognizable image of one of our greatest presidents - on a bandage. Whether it's a scrape or a cut, Abr...aham Lincoln will heal your wound as he healed our nation. Comes in a 3-3/4 (9.5 cm) tall metal tin with a FREE PRIZE inside! That way, if Lincoln doesn't make you feel better, at least you got a present. Each tin contains twenty 3 x 3/4 (7.6 cm x 1.9 cm) latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and the great emancipator. Read More

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$8.99 at Amazon

Cover your minor scrapes and scratches with these Enchanted Unicorn bandages and pretend that you're in a magical land where pain ...doesn't exist. Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to take your mind off of the excruciating pain. Two different styles in each tin. Read More

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$7.75 at Walmart.com

From the glittery meat to the shiny metallic fat, this Bacon Ornament is totally blinged out. Each 4-1/2 (11.4 cm) tall plastic or...nament looks fantastic hanging from a backpack or rearview mirror but for even more fun try wearing one as a necklace to your next backyard barbecue! Also great for adding some meaty dazzle to a Christmas tree, especially if it's one of those gaudy aluminum trees. Comes with a string for hanging. Illustrated acetate box Read More

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$6.70 at Walmart.com

Nothing is sweeter or more innocent than a rubber duckie, right? Wrong. This little, 4-1/2 long, rubber Devil Duckie is one sinful... squeaker. You?ll think you?re soaking in the hot magma pools of Hades when he leers at you with his arched eyebrow in your evening bath. He may be a representative of the dark side, but it?s hard to resist his tiny horns and cute chubby red body. Net bag with illustrated header. Read More

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$7.06 at Walmart.com

That's right, we stuffed the whole world into a can. All you have to do is inflate it and you?ve got a 10 (25.4 cm) vinyl version ...of the Earth featuring everything from the Kuril Islands to the Gulf of Carpentaria! Great for geography lessons in the pool! Comes deflated in a 3 (7.6 cm) round x 3-3/8 (8.6 cm) tall illustrated tin. Shrink wrapped. Read More

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$7.86 at Walmart.com

These adult-sized ?nger puppets are about 2 (5.1 cm) tall and made of rubber. Their ?ailing arms, open mouths and huge, bulging ey...es will have you giggling uncontrollably. Set of 5. Read More

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$6.44 at Walmart.com

Give your boo-boo a kissy poo with these lip bandages. Each 3-3/4 (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fifteen 2-1/4 x 1 (5.7 cm x 2.5... cm) latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. Four different colors in each tin. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. Read More

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$6.44 at Walmart.com

Even cowboys get owies! Each 3-3/4 (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fifteen 3 x 1 (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) latex-free adhesive bandages w...ith sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to take your mind off of the excruciating pain. Two different styles in each tin. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. Read More

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$6.63 at Walmart.com

Scare away the pain of minor cuts and scratches with Monster Bandages! Each 3-3/4 (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains twelve 1-3/4 x ...1-1/2 (4.4 cm x 3.8 cm) latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to take your mind off of the excruciating pain. Four different styles in each tin. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. Read More

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$6.33 at Walmart.com

Never underestimate the protective power of pickles! Each 3-3/4 (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fifteen 3 x 1 (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) l...atex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to take your mind off of the excruciating pain. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. Read More

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$6.34 at Walmart.com

Edgar Allan Poe is associated with the macabre, so it?s only natural that his image would be on bandages covering your wounds. Eac...h 3-3/4 (9.5 cm) tall metal tin comes with fifteen 3 x 1 (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) sterile strips decorated with the image of Poe and his raven. As it says on the package, ?Quoth the Raven, ?No more sores!?? Comes with a FREE PRIZE! Latex-free adhesive. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. Read More

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$6.64 at Walmart.com

The greatest feature of this 14 (35.6 cm) long Giant Pencil is that it's a real pencil. And in that capacity, it functions in all ...the great ways that a real pencil does. The lead writes, the eraser erases and it's perfect for making your desk look tiny or for doing huge crossword puzzles. Bagged with illustrated header. Read More

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$6.37 at Walmart.com

Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage. And if a ...fancy bandage isn?t enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE PRIZE! Each 3-3/4 (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains twenty-five 3 x 3/4 (7.6 cm x 1.9 cm) latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a small prize to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. Read More

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$6.34 at Walmart.com

You know what makes your minor cuts and scratches feel better? A little positive thinking, that's what. These bandages each have a...n affirmation and two smiley faces on them. Each set comes in a 3-3/4 (9.5 cm) tall metal pocket tin and contains a FREE PRIZE to ease the pain even more. Each tin contains twenty 3 x 3/4 (7.6 cm x 1.9 cm) latex-free bandages with adhesive and sterile gauze. Read More

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$6.76 at Walmart.com

What better to protect your wounds than an author synonymous with the romance of the landed gentry? Each of the fifteen 3 x 1 (7.6... cm x 2.5 cm) plasters, that?s UK for bandages, comes in a 3-3/4 (9.5 cm) tall metal tin, and has one of 2 images of Jane Austen or one of 7 quotes from her best work. If the image of Jane Austen doesn't distract you from your pain, you also get a FREE temporary tattoo. Latex free adhesive. Read More

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$7.99 at Amazon

You love bacon, but you couldn't shower with it until now. This Bacon Body Wash brings the exhilarating aroma of bacon to yet anot...her part of your morning routine. The friendly Mr. Bacon on the label wants you to smell like he does. Each plastic bottle holds 5.1 fl. oz. (150 mL) of clear, meaty liquid soap. Read More

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$8.99 at Amazon

Even cowboys get owies. Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) latex-free adhesive bandage...s with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to take your mind off of the excruciating pain. Two different styles in each tin. Read More

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$10.99 at Amazon

An artist is envious of blank space, so when we see a bald head, we just want to put something up there. This set of 35 tattoos on... four sheets are temporary tattoos designed to be put on bald heads. The perfect gift for your favorite follicly challenged gentleman. So cool, you'll wish you were bald. Comes in a 5" x 5-1/2" x 1/2" (12.7 cm x 14 cm x 1.3 cm) illustrated tin. Read More

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$9.99 at Amazon

Even knaves, rascals and scoundrels get scrapes and cuts that require bandages. This set of fifteen assorted plasters (British for... bandages) are decorated with an image of Shakespeare and one of fifteen insults from his plays! Tin measures 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm). Latex-free adhesive. Read More

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$8.99 at Amazon

The comforting, instantly recognizable image of one of our greatest presidents - on a bandage. Whether it's a scrape or a cut, Abr...aham Lincoln will heal your wound as he healed our nation. Comes in a 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin with a FREE PRIZE inside. That way, if Lincoln doesn't make you feel better, at least you got a present. Each tin contains twenty 3" x 3/4" (7.6 cm x 1.9 cm) latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and the great emancipator. Read More

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$8.99 at Amazon

You know what makes your minor cuts and scratches feel better? A little positive thinking, that's what. These bandages each have a...n affirmation and two smiley faces on them. Each set comes in a 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal pocket tin and contains a FREE PRIZE to ease the pain even more. Each tin contains twenty 3" x 3/4" (7.6 cm x 1.9 cm) latex-free bandages with adhesive and sterile gauze. T. Read More

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$10.99 at Amazon

<ul> Bacon as formalwear? You bet! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift!</ul>Ham? Too casual. Meatloaf? Too retro. Mak...e no mistake about it, bacon is the best meat for formalwear! This bizarre jigsaw puzzle features a dashing young man in a bacon tuxedo posing with his date for a prom picture. She must have been so proud. Also includes a 48-piece bonus mystery puzzle! Each 500-piece puzzle measures 18-inches tall x 14-inches wide when assembled and comes in an illustrated box. Shrink wrapped. Order yours today! Read More

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$14.99 at Amazon

It's the classic Horse Head Mask, only made of glass, and just in time for Xmas! This 3-1/2" x 4-1/2" (8.9 cm x 11.4 cm) ornament ...can hang from the included string or just be set out on its own, to alarm and disconcert passersby. No matter what you do with it, it will make people question your sanity and freak them out. Haven't you always wanted Christmas to be just a little bit creepier? Read More

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$13.99 at Amazon

Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger leve...l has been increased tenfold. There's a great white shark on the loose in the kitchen. We think it's . . . oh no. Did you hear that? Nervously we take a sip from our coffee, as we search for the source of the noise. Then another sip. And that's when we see the shark. IT'S IN THE MUG!!!! It's in our Shark Attack Mug, that is. Each Shark Attack Mug appears to be a very basic looking white porcelain mug. But inside, hides (when covered in dark liquid) the head of a great white shark attacking upwards. The Shark Attack Mug is a great way to scare your friends and/or coworkers. It's also a great way to help you wake yourself up. Think about it: barely awake, you begin sipping your coffee. You're too tired to remember what mug you are using and . . . SHARK ATTACK! Your heart is now racing, all thanks to coffee and your Shark Attack Mug. Read More

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$14.99 at Amazon

Nothing says Happy Holidays like a scary Christmas Pickle! This glass 6" (15.2 cm) tall ornament is the perfect thing to hang on y...our tree (includes a string) or it can stand on any flat surface. When Santa Pickle is traveling the world in his magic pickle barrel, he'll deliver more of his briny goodness to homes that boast this unique ornament! Read More

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