Now hiring for the toughest job around: motherhood. The right candidate for this unpaid volunteer position thrives in a fast-paced environment with a lot of moving parts that may or may not be wearing pants. It's a hands-on role with responsibilities that include making carrots look interesting and helping to shape people you'll worry about for the rest of your life.
Download the PDF to read the rest of the job description and see if you have what it takes to be a mom!
Originally published in the October 2012 issue of Parents magazine.