I went up to 10 year old Tom, who was reading a new book, and asked him "How are you?" His automatic response was, "bad." Now, I wasn't too worried by this, as it seems to be his usual sarcastic answer, but I did feel obliged to ask him "What's wrong?" He looked me straight in the eyes and answered immediately "Your face!" I could have been offended, but I had to take a 5 minute laughing break first.
I'm on here for my fantabulous little brother (who I parent more than my parents!)
We recently had a death in the family. So as many of you know you have a lot of gueat, so leave it to my three year old son to bring laughter upon us all!! We are all sitting discussing the funeral when he runs into a crowded room and and yells " don't worry mom I didn't poop my pants, I just sharted a little!"(thank you older cousins for teaching him this lol) So then this mortified mom gets to explain to a few elderly woman what a shart is....they are then so excited to know that there is an actual word (not sure its actually proper lingo) to explain what has happened to them before. Again mortified!!