Stop Googling That.
I always enjoy tracking the google searches that lead to my blog. Usually it’s a whole lot of searches along the lines of “unexpectedly expecting blog” or “unexpectedly expecting julia” and whatnot. Sometimes there are a few extremely creative spellings of “unexpectedly” (get it together, people).
(Okay, there also was once a search for “grown woman in diper” [sic] but we just won’t even go there. No, we won’t go there. Because I don’t even want to know.)
Seriously? Who are these men (I assume they are men) searching for how to make a woman cry? WTF? Stop googling that. We are doing enough crying all on our own, probably already because of you, thanks very much. We don’t need you looking for instructions on how to make us do that.
And now that I’ve made a whole post about it, I’ve probably just perpetuated the problem. That’s okay. At least now when they search for it, they’ll get here and be scolded. You’re welcome.
And for those of you googling “paper cut on eye”, well, I’m sorry for you, because that just sounds like it really sucks. Good luck with that.