Forget ’50 Shades of Grey!’ Read ’50 Shades of Chicken’
“Oh please,” Anastasia Steele says when Christian Grey does naughty things to her in 50 Shades of Grey. Another one of her often-repeated phrases is, “Holy crap.”
Looking for something juicier–and definitely more tender? Check out 50 Shades of Chicken, a new recipe book that comes out November 13. Right now, it’s on sale for $11.99 (retail price will be $19.99). Sounds finger lickin’ good!
Written by F.L. Fowler, the book tells you all the delicious things you can do with Miss Chicken, a young free-range bird. The publisher’s website reveals the following information:
“A parody in three acts—’The Novice Bird’ (easy recipes for roasters), ‘Falling to Pieces’ (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and ‘Advanced Techniques’ (the climax of cooking)—Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more.”
Want to know what you’ll be cooking in this book? Recipes are titled Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, and Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken.
The cookbook–and the parody–are real (and really funny). This raw joke gets me all roasted up. And if you really want to ham it up, don’t miss 50 Shades of Bacon.