Scene from a Pregnant/Toddler-Chasing Household
I waddle into the kitchen last night to track down something to eat. Clint looks up from loading the dishwasher.
Clint: You upright, in the kitchen, after 8 PM? Wow. I wonder when that last happened.
Me: Well I wonder when you last opened that bottom cabinet to put away the Tupperware. Look at that pile.
Clint: Yeah, I hate doing that. So I don’t that often.
Me: That often? Try ever.
Clint: Well when was the last time you did a load of dishes?
Me: Well when was the last time you did a load of laundry?
Clint: OK, there’s no end to this.
Me: Let’s just go straight to our other regular evening conversation: Cute things Roy said or did today.
Clint: How about when he saw those birds at the bird feeder and yelled, “Birdie! Mwah!” (fake kissing sound)
Me: Nice. Strong start.Add a Comment