Five Surprising Items In Your Bedroom Right Now

By Kerry Lyons

The bedroom may be where it all began but like most things, once you become a parent, it will never be the same again.  Here are a few things you may (or may not!) be surprised to find in what was once your sexy safe haven…

  1. Footballs, soccer balls, tennis balls, oh my! Despite repeated exclamations of “no playing ball in the house!” (which you swore you’d never say), your bedroom has become a playground and obstacle course. If you can get out of bed without tripping over sports equipment, you get two points just for passing go.
  2. Dirty diapers. Because sometimes you are just too tired to dispose of them.  Don’t judge, it happens. And it could happen to you.
  3. Dirty magazines. Not what you think. More like the latest issue of Highlights or Time for Kids covered in boogers, applesauce or both.
  4. Legos. They are pervasive. And when you start to find them in your bed, you just may wonder if they are perverts too.
  5. Children.  At all hours: 11 p.m. 2 a.m. 4 a.m. 6 a.m. They seem to be as omnipresent as you are chronically tired. Coincidence? I think not!

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