5 Reasons Why I Should Have Crashed Kristen Bell’s Baby Shower
Fact: Kristen Bell had her baby shower a few days ago. Another fact: I was somehow not invited. How I was overlooked from the guest list is an absolute mystery to me, but I really should have taken matters into my own hands and crashed the freaking party anyway.
If you’re wondering why I’d do such a thing and not just leave the lady alone to celebrate her impending mommyhood with her closest circle—let me explain. Here are five (clearly very good) reasons why yours truly should have been partying with Kristen Bell last weekend:
1. A long time ago, we used to be friends.
Okay, Kristen Bell and I never really used to be friends, but we SHOULD be friends, because we have so much in common. I mean, we both went vegetarian when we were 11, we both love corgis, and we’re both hockey fans? BFFs made in heaven. Obviously.
2. Because I have questions
Rachel Bilson was there, and I absolutely need to talk to her about Hart of Dixie and The O.C. I wonder if she got to keep Princess Sparkle. And . . . was Adam Brody a good kisser?
3. I bet the sloth was there
4. To party down
Because it looked like the most fun baby shower ever. Not convinced? Check the picture (above) of Kristen Bell holding nipple pumps up to her breasts. Ridiculous, and ridiculously awesome.
5. The most obvious reason of all!
To wish her and Dax Shepard my absolute best. Kristen and Dax seem so real and cool—and their baby is going to be incredible. Basically, I’m psyched for them and want to raise a glass!
Love Kristen Bell as much as I do? Wish her well (and give her any baby tips you’ve got!) in the comments.
Photo of Kristen Bell at her baby shower via Lockerz.com.Add a Comment