Will Your Child “Go the F*** to Sleep”?

Have you heard about this book? It comes out in a few weeks, but it’s already gone viral, which is not surprising considering it’s absolutely hysterical. Adam Mansbach, father of 2 1/2-year-old Vivien, wrote it in the spirit of a children’s book, but with the kind of words you’re saying when you’ve put your child to bed and she just won’t wrap it up. Such as:

The tiger reclines in the simmering jungle.

The sparrow has silenced her cheep.

F*** your stuffed bear, I’m not getting you sh*t.

Close your eyes. Cut the crap. Sleep.

Who can’t relate? This weekend we’re moving Lila from a crib to a bed, so I fear her newfound freedom is going to make this book a little too relevant for us…

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