Enter Our Baby Bloopers Contest


The other day I asked my 4-year-old nephew, Patrick (photo to the right), if he had a girlfriend at school and he replied “No, but I might find myself a wife next week.” Kids really do say the funniest things! Send us the silly and adorable remarks that pop out of your tot’s mouth and you could win $250!

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  1. by Jeanette Siltmann

    On February 9, 2010 at 12:39 pm

    Our family was visiting the Island of Kauai, Hawaii, in November 2009 for my son’s wedding. This family group also included our three year old grandson, Jacob. One afternoon, we were touring the island and listening to the local radio station. The weather report for the week was very high tides/waves due to an approaching storm. Not having heard the weather report for most of the time we were there, I made the comment, “wonder where that is coming from?” (referencing the storm location), and my grandson, without skipping a beat, said “from the radio!”. Needless to say, we were hysterical!!

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  7. by diane schubert

    On September 16, 2012 at 2:49 pm

    Kimberly Grace , 3
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  8. by Jessica Delgado

    On September 19, 2012 at 5:02 pm

    Today, I was telling my 7-soon-to-be-8-year-old-son, Nathaniel about his late grandfather. I told him he was a doctor. Then I said: “I would have loved to meet him” and he quickly responded, with a serious look on his face: “no, mommy, don’t say that, because if you meet him, you would have nightmares, cause he is dust now”

  9. by Melissa

    On October 13, 2012 at 5:48 pm

    My 10 year old went to the church with my parents while they set up the flowers for the service the next day. While they were doing their job she sat down at the piano and started to play. She takes lessons and both the teachers piano and ours at home are electric. She yelled out to my parents, ” Someone left the piano turned on!”

  10. by Cassandra

    On October 22, 2012 at 11:55 am

    After breakfast my 2 year old, Jasper told me, “Mommy, I’m going to go poo poo in the potty this morning. And you can be the poo poo dancer.”

  11. by Lindsay Klinzman

    On November 1, 2012 at 8:22 pm

    My 3 year old, Brooke and I were headed out to pick up dinner. I ask if she would be treating and she said, “No mommy I spent all my money.” I asked her where she spent it and she said, “In my bank.” I told her that she’s saving, not spending. She respond, “Yes mommy, I’m saving my money’s lives.”

  12. by Korey

    On November 25, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    When my daughter was 3 she was having some trouble going number 2. So we used a little Vaseline on her bottom to move things along. It worked. So later that evening she had to go again and said “mom I need to poop, can you go get some Ass-a-lean”
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  13. by Laura Godoy

    On January 7, 2013 at 4:35 pm

    My son’s name is Joshua, he’s 5 yrs old. One day during the christmas vacation he was watching tv and he says to me: Mommy there is a fly in here, I asked if it was big or little and he says maybe about 5 yrs old.

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  14. by laura Godoy

    On January 7, 2013 at 4:42 pm

    My son Joshua 5 yrs old was watching tv and he says there is a fly in here, I asked if it was big or litte and he says not too big maybe about 5 yrs old.

    North Hills, CA

  15. by Sarwat nasir

    On January 11, 2013 at 10:34 pm

    My 4 years old daughter Maria resembles with her grandmother,every body in our family says that.one day I was looking her face and told her that you look like your grandma,she seemed angry to listen it and said I am not an old lady and I don’t wear glasses.

  16. by Sarwat nasir

    On January 11, 2013 at 10:46 pm

    My 4 years old daughter Maria resembles with her grandmother.every body in our family says that.one day I was looking her face and told her you look like your grandma,she seemed angry to listen it and said I am not a old lady and I don’t wear glasses. Sarwat, North Brunswick,nj

  17. by Erica Luke

    On February 12, 2013 at 12:41 pm

    “The people at your work call you Erica, they don’t know your name is Mommy.”

    -Madisyn, Age 3

  18. by heather mckinney

    On March 15, 2013 at 6:30 pm

    My niece emily (1) was told if she clears all the corn off her tray she could get out of her highseat to watch tinker bell on tv my sister in law then walked in the kitchen and emily started putting her corn in her shirt pocket and when my sis in law came back it was all gone she was proud as she let her out of her high chair and turned on the tv emily then said she was wet so nay went to change her diepar and the corn went everywhere I was laughing so hard kids are smarter then u think