Monday, April 1st, 2013
2 years, 4 months.
I figure today is just as good as any for us to make a major change in our lives. Tonight, you will dine on meat for the first time!
As for Mommy and me, this will be the first time we’ve had a non-vegetarian meal in nearly a year and a half. In the least, this breaks my personal nearly-monthly long vegan lifestyle.
Not only have your parents kept you from meat, but we’ve also deprived you of soda, fruit juice, most candy, artificial colors, and fast food.
But that’s not fair to you and I realize that now.
What a hypocrite I am to say you can’t have the same foods I had growing up. The fact that some of your favorite toys are the Stomper monster trucks I got from McDonald’s Happy Meals from 1985 really started making me think.
To say that you can never know the joy and splendor of opening a hot steamy bag or box containing not only great tasting food, but also a cool toy, that’s just really not fair.
So today when I pick you up from daycare, I’m taking you straight to the drive-thru and buying you a chicken nugget kids meal.
I just sort of feel embarrassed by this whole hippy stage in my life. (I even endorsed Ron Paul in the 2012 Presidential election! Can we say overboard?)
Looking back, I made way too big of a deal about the pink slime controversy last year. I need to just stop asking where our food comes from and let you be normal.
You’re a kid, for goodness sake! Be a kid!
I realize that a recent University of Oxford study shows that vegetarians live longer, have a lower risk for heart disease, are less likely to develop diabetes, and have a lower height-weight ratio than meat eaters.
Okay, so maybe our family would live longer… but would we have as much fun?
Time to find out!