Monday, June 24th, 2013
2 years, 7 months.
A week ago, I spent a lot of time carefully writing about ABC 20/20′s “D is For Dad And Dumb,” in which they advised dads for Father’s Day, “don’t be an idiot.”
I proposed that 20/20 do a segment about how dads are tired of being portrayed as classic idiots. I suggested they show that the modern dad is very involved and caring.
They could interview me and let me explain it on national TV how a normal dad feels about the way we were are stereotyped. It could be a segment called “D is For Dad and Dignified.”
[Insert crickets chirping.]
But in hindsight, what I think people really want to read about these days is what Kanye West and Kim Kardashian named their daughter:
So today, I’m going to be relevant. I’m going to talk about what Kanye West named his daughter.
My response is, “Really? That’s it? That’s the worst he could do for his child’s name?”
Especially from the wondrous and innovative Kanye West, I was expecting something like really out there like Armageddon, or Platinum, or 808s.
Instead, it’s a name that I personally think is kind of cool. At least, it’s a whole lot better than a lot of the names that are popular these days; ones I won’t publicly admit I think are weird.
Of course, if I was going to name a kid North, it would be a boy’s name…
So to name a baby girl North, it seems a bit different; yet again, not that weird compared to other girl names I hear on Facebook.
Granted, the most peculiar part, I guess, about the name North is that the last name is West, which is a very specific direction.
But… I don’t know, compared to American Idol winner Phillip Phillips, it’s hard for me to see how “North West” is much more than quirky, at worst.
I totally don’t care what Kanye West named his daughter, as I shouldn’t. If anything, though, I think I might be slightly disappointed that he didn’t choose something more bizarre.
Ultimately, if Kanye West needs my approval on his child’s name in order to keep his level of self-confidence, then let it be clear:
Tune in tomorrow when I talk to you about something that actually matters.