My Son Stuffs His Face (And His Shorts) Full Of Food
This picture right here is currently one of my favorites of Jack: He’s got a mouth overstuffed with wheat bread.
Sure, it’s not a very flattering picture of him; but it is hilarious because it totally sums up his current eating habits.
Like most toddlers, I assume, Jack has a fairly limited palette. When he’s wolfing down one of the few selections of food he will eat, he doesn’t understand the concept of pacing himself.
He can have a handful and a mouthful of spaghetti with a full plate in front of him and he still manages to mumble, “More?”
Sometimes in the morning after my wife feeds him his typical breakfast consisting of a whole wheat blueberry waffle or two, he will point to the box of Cheerios.
Recently she gave him a small cup of them for the car ride with me to his daycare. He was pretty quiet the whole 30 minute trip there.
Once we arrived, I opened up the hatchback-style door on my Honda Element and began unstrapping him from his car seat. I noticed the cup of Cheerios was empty.
As I lifted him up, Cheerios poured out of his shorts like quarters in a lucky Las Vegas slot machine.
Jack began laughing like a sneaky little squirrel. He totally pranked me.
I take it he wasn’t actually still hungry that morning.Add a Comment