Daddy, Is Ice Cream Healthy? And Cookies, Too?
3 years, 1 month.
Last week your teacher at school introduced you and your classmates to a new concept: that not all food is healthy.
Since then, you have been asking me if every single food item you can think of is healthy or not.
“Is ice cream healthy, Daddy?” you genuinely asked me.
The same happened about cookies, too.
You later asked me about cheesy crackers, though you didn’t bother to ask about cake. However, for some reason, you’ve yet to ask me if vegetables, like broccoli and carrots, are healthy.
I snapped a few shots of your health-related project at school.
You had to decide which pictures, cut out from magazines, best resembled the kinds of foods we regularly buy each week when we get groceries, by placing the cut-outs in a paper sack.
I had to laugh at yours, compared to your friends.
Yours was so… politically correct, as the token vegetarian kid of the class:
Bell peppers, blueberries, tomatoes, and apples. That’s it and that’s all.
What I learned from this is that you are definitely paying attention when Mommy and I pick out the fruits and veggies at Whole Foods. Beyond that? Not so much.
You didn’t choose pasta, bread, beans, or rice, which are all staples in your diet. Just bell peppers, blueberries, tomatoes, and apples.
I’m pretty sure you were the only kid to not include meat in your brown grocery sack.
But with your selection, you made it look like our family is a bunch of fruitarians.
(Yes, that’s a real thing! And yes, technically, bell peppers and tomatoes are considered fruits, depending on who you ask.)
One day you’ll fully understand what meat is. All you know is that the other kids at school eat it but you don’t- you either get soy butter or veggie patties instead- which you love, by the way.
You always think I’m joking when I try to explain what the butchered meat is at Whole Foods. You ask me each week, ‘Daddy, what’s that red stuff?”
But hey… as long as we’ve got bell peppers, blueberries, tomatoes, and apples, though; that’s apparently all we need anyway.
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